Flyattractor
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Adam_PoE
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Ohhh You almost got your own dick in your mouth there Adam. Keep trying.
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Jun 7th, 2017 11:05 PM
Darth Thor
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Gender: Male Location: Asgard
Re: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacquelineDeane
Hi guys.
I don't know where to post this,
I'm guessing the "Religion" forum would have been more appropriate.
Jun 8th, 2017 08:10 AM
Beniboybling
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Bashar Teg
Hail Satan
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Jun 8th, 2017 11:16 AM
Emperordmb
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Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Jun 8th, 2017 01:57 PM
cdtm
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I don't believe in conquest between nations.
Total annihilation, though.. Kill them all, and let god sort them out. If I was president, I'd try and wipe as many nations off the map as I could (Including a few states in this country, and all of the capital.)
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What CDTM believes;
Never let anyone else define you. Don't be a jerk just to be a jerk, but if you are expressing your true inner feelings and beliefs, or at least trying to express that inner child, and everyone gets pissed off about it, never NEVER apologize for it. Let them think what they want, let them define you in their narrow little minds while they suppress every last piece of them just to keep a friend that never liked them for themselves in the first place.
Jun 8th, 2017 02:32 PM
John Murdoch
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Gender: Male Location: Shell Beach
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacquelineDeane
Hi guys.
I don't know where to post this, but the Lord has been laying it on my heart for the past few days to tell people about Jesus. This burden is so strong that I have felt sick and very desperate to reach out to others and tell them about Jesus. I asked my Pastor if there were any ministries I could do through my church to serve God, but all he said to me was that if there was anything, he'd let me know. God has been driving me to serve Him so bad that I don't think I can wait much longer for an answer from my Pastor, I am desperate here and I don't think he understands just how urgent it is to witness to the lost. People are dying and going to Hell. That is no laughing matter.
So I am going to write a post and witness to the lost on here...
Dear person much loved by the Lord,
Jesus Christ came into the world to save sinners like you and me. Have you ever thought about what happens after you die? I have. It has brought me much anxiety thinking about it, because I know that this life does not last forever and one day, we all will die.
A lot of people today do not think about where they will spend eternity, and this thinking is a big mistake.
But what happens after death? The Bible is the only book that can tell us what happens to us after we die. God Himself wrote this great book; it is probably the most important book that was ever written.
Do you mind if I quote some Scriptures? Some people get offended when I quote the Bible, but I never do. Do you know why? Because I am a Christian and I believe that Jesus is my Saviour. The Bible says so. And with that being said, I will give you some Bible verses to help you and educate you.
So what happens after we die? The Bible teaches that man is a tripart being composed of spirit, soul, and a fleshly body. At death, our souls separate from our body and goes back to God to be judged by Him. God will judge everything we do in the body, whether good or bad.
But here is the bad news. You see, nobody is truly a good person. You see, only God is truly good.
Have you ever told a lie? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever hated anyone? If you have, then you have sinned. Killing others is also a sin, and yet you hear every day on the news that someone has murdered somebody else. Why? Because mankind are sinners and on their way to a burning Hell.
Rom 3:23 :
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Now that you know that no one is good in God's eyes, how do we then become good? How do we become vindicated before God? The Bible teaches that we need to have Jesus' righteousness but the only way to do that is to come to Him by faith:
Rom 10:9
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Rom 10:10
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
So you see that you need to believe in your heart that God raised up Jesus from the dead, and you also need to confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is the Lord.
If you die without Christ, you will spend eternity in Hell. In our modern world today, people think that Hell is a place of never-ending parties and good times. They think that all of their friends will be there. But that is far from the truth. You would think that these people have never read the Bible, or that they have never taken it seriously.
The Bible teaches that Hell is a place of never-ending fire and torment, and my dear friend, that is not very much fun (this truth has scared a lot of people). It is a place of tears and no hope. It is darkness and loneliness. You won't be able to see anyone at all. It is eternal separation from God Himself. Since God is the Source of Joy and Happiness, that means that everything apart from Him is tears, sorrow, and no happiness. And that does not sound like very much fun at all, doesn't it?
So my dear friend, for your own eternal safety, I pray that you will accept Jesus Christ into your heart today, and make Him Lord over your life.
If you have done this, you need to find a Bible-believing church where you can grow in God's Word. And you also need to find out what God wants you to do with your life, so that you may serve Him.
Blessings,
Jacqueline
As a fellow believer in Jesus Christ, thank you for your concern, Jacqueline.
“So shall my word be that goeth forth out of my mouth: it shall not return unto me void, but it shall accomplish that which I please, and it shall prosper in the thing whereto I sent it.” - Isaiah 55:11
Jun 11th, 2017 10:55 PM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
quote: (post ) Originally posted by cdtm
I don't believe in conquest between nations.
Total annihilation, though.. Kill them all, and let god sort them out. If I was president, I'd try and wipe as many nations off the map as I could (Including a few states in this country, and all of the capital.)
Yeah! Old Testament WRATH of God Type STUFF!!!!!!!
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:03 PM
Surtur
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Flyattractor
Yeah! Old Testament WRATH of God Type STUFF!!!!!!!
Funny thing is the Old Testament God pretty much disproves itself as being real. There is no way you and I would be talking right now if the Old Testament God existed. He would have Sodom and Gomorrah'ed this entire country a long time ago if he was real.
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:20 PM
Flyattractor
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That is why he sent jebus. So you could sodam and gmoorah all the butt you want. Then you get tossed into heck.
IT all works out in the end....except for the Human Charcoal biscuits.
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:24 PM
Surtur
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We'd at least have been sent massive floods if the OT God existed. Though when it comes to the Ark I vote that honey badgers not be allowed on, f*ck those things.
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:27 PM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
I would vote that Leftist Progressives get left off to drown with the fairies and unicorns.
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:29 PM
Surtur
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Though even if no flood happens it will be funny watching the single payer health care system California wants fail. They have no real way to pay for it lol. It's a textbook case of feelings mattering more than facts.
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Jun 11th, 2017 11:31 PM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
If they want to pay for it just take all that Big Movie Money that Marvel/Disney is making. That could pay for lots of MEDS for ILLEGALS!!!! It iswhat JESUS would DO! Cause they think Jesus was a Commie like them....
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Jun 11th, 2017 11:34 PM
TheVaultDweller
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Gender: Male Location: A vault... duh...
What about Mexican Jesus that got gunned down at the border?
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Jun 12th, 2017 09:44 AM
Surtur
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by TheVaultDweller
What about Mexican Jesus that got gunned down at the border?
Even Mexican Jesus needs to come here legally or not come at all
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Jun 12th, 2017 04:53 PM
Patient_Leech
System Failure
Gender: Male Location: AMERIKA
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacquelineDeane
Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
Jesus Christ? Never heard of him.
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Jun 12th, 2017 06:04 PM
Flyattractor
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Gender: Unspecified Location: B.F.K
Funny. He said the same thing .....
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Jun 12th, 2017 06:33 PM
AsbestosFlaygon
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I'd rather worship Superman than God. Heck, Superman has a better origin story than God.
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Jun 12th, 2017 06:50 PM
JesusLovesYou
Christ CRUCIFIED for YOU
Gender: Male Location: United States
Re: Hi, I would like to tell you about Jesus Christ, the only way to God
quote: (post ) Originally posted by JacquelineDeane
Hi guys.
I don't know where to post this, but the Lord has been laying it on my heart for the past few days to tell people about Jesus. This burden is so strong that I have felt sick and very desperate to reach out to others and tell them about Jesus. I asked my Pastor if there were any ministries I could do through my church to serve God, but all he said to me was that if there was anything, he'd let me know. God has been driving me to serve Him so bad that I don't think I can wait much longer for an answer from my Pastor, I am desperate here and I don't think he understands just how urgent it is to witness to the lost. People are dying and going to Hell. That is no laughing matter.
So I am going to write a post and witness to the lost on here...
Dear person much loved by the Lord,
Jesus Christ came into the world to save sinners like you and me. Have you ever thought about what happens after you die? I have. It has brought me much anxiety thinking about it, because I know that this life does not last forever and one day, we all will die.
A lot of people today do not think about where they will spend eternity, and this thinking is a big mistake.
But what happens after death? The Bible is the only book that can tell us what happens to us after we die. God Himself wrote this great book; it is probably the most important book that was ever written.
Do you mind if I quote some Scriptures? Some people get offended when I quote the Bible, but I never do. Do you know why? Because I am a Christian and I believe that Jesus is my Saviour. The Bible says so. And with that being said, I will give you some Bible verses to help you and educate you.
So what happens after we die? The Bible teaches that man is a tripart being composed of spirit, soul, and a fleshly body. At death, our souls separate from our body and goes back to God to be judged by Him. God will judge everything we do in the body, whether good or bad.
But here is the bad news. You see, nobody is truly a good person. You see, only God is truly good.
Have you ever told a lie? Have you ever stolen anything? Have you ever hated anyone? If you have, then you have sinned. Killing others is also a sin, and yet you hear every day on the news that someone has murdered somebody else. Why? Because mankind are sinners and on their way to a burning Hell.
Rom 3:23 :
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God;
Now that you know that no one is good in God's eyes, how do we then become good? How do we become vindicated before God? The Bible teaches that we need to have Jesus' righteousness but the only way to do that is to come to Him by faith:
Rom 10:9
That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
Rom 10:10
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.
So you see that you need to believe in your heart that God raised up Jesus from the dead, and you also need to confess with your mouth that Jesus Christ is the Lord.
If you die without Christ, you will spend eternity in Hell. In our modern world today, people think that Hell is a place of never-ending parties and good times. They think that all of their friends will be there. But that is far from the truth. You would think that these people have never read the Bible, or that they have never taken it seriously.
The Bible teaches that Hell is a place of never-ending fire and torment, and my dear friend, that is not very much fun (this truth has scared a lot of people). It is a place of tears and no hope. It is darkness and loneliness. You won't be able to see anyone at all. It is eternal separation from God Himself. Since God is the Source of Joy and Happiness, that means that everything apart from Him is tears, sorrow, and no happiness. And that does not sound like very much fun at all, doesn't it?
So my dear friend, for your own eternal safety, I pray that you will accept Jesus Christ into your heart today, and make Him Lord over your life.
If you have done this, you need to find a Bible-believing church where you can grow in God's Word. And you also need to find out what God wants you to do with your life, so that you may serve Him.
Blessings,
Jacqueline
You did well. Here's a gospel video to go with what you said sister in the Lord. God bless!
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https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_A7it_Mtk06Zo_pPB5ayGiUnsRxtgSUDvsqjxOk3SMg/edit
Jun 18th, 2017 11:15 PM
Surtur
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If Jesus loves us why is flesh eating bacteria a thing that exists?
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Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Jun 18th, 2017 11:28 PM
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