__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.
6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.
7 But when ye pray, use not vain repetitions, as the heathen do: for they think that they shall be heard for their much speaking.
Even Jesus taught, on the famous Sermon on the Mount, that you're not supposed to pray publicly. It's supposed to be a private matter. A secret.
Your relationship with God should not be screamed loudly like a flamboyant homosexual who has a crush on the Guy in the Sky.
TL - DR: Stop being homosexual, EmperorDMB. Pray secretly and don't tell people about it.
I agree with DDM. Pray inside. The outside is best left for screaming at the sky in anger over politicians that hurt your feelings.
__________________ Chicken Boo, what's the matter with you? You don't act like the other chickens do. You wear a disguise to look like human guys, but you're not a man you're a Chicken Boo.
Your Lord knows very well what is in your heart. Your soul suffices this day as a reckoner against you. I need no witnesses. You do not listen to your soul, but listen instead to your anger and your rage.
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
I don’t go out and look for people so I can make a spectacle. I pray outside in secluded areas because the outside air and beauty of nature helps me get in the mood better, and gives me a reminder of the beauty of God’s creation so to speak... and because I have a roommate at my dorm.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
At least he’s not screeching about Chris Pratt being a white male.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
My bathroom at my dorm always has people in it, and my dorm room that I live in with my roommate is one room.
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
Gender: Male Location: The Proud Nation of Kekistan
(Basically I do it outside in secluded areas quiet enough that nobody can hear me, I just exaggerated how public and obvious it was for the sake of joking about a bunch of edgelord leftists screeching at me)
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Shadilay my brothers and sisters. With any luck we will throw off the shackles of normie oppression. We have nothing to lose but our chains! Praise Kek!
THE MOTTO IS "IN KEK WE TRUST"
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