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Originally posted by Robtard
No need, it's perfect.

But "Roberto", if you must.

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Originally posted by dadudemon
So I'll play along: yes, I offered Surt a job to suck my balls for three dollars an hour. He said that he wouldn't suck my balls for only 3 dollars an hour.

I asked him to do better at job negotiating because he clearly sucks (pun) at this.

Then he asked, "What do you want me to say?"

"Hit me back with a counter-offer, moron!", I quipped.

"How much did you offer?"

"$3 an hour."

"Okay, I'll take the job but for a bit more."

"How much? Seriously."

"About tree fiddy."

It was at that moment I realized that Surt was a 20-story tall crustacean from the Paleozoic era. The Loch Ness Monster.