Mean Machine Reviews

Mean Machine Review
by Steve Rhodes (Rating: 1.5/4)
Barry Skolnick's MEAN MACHINE, a remake of the old Burt Reynolds movie, THE LONGEST YARD, is a slow paced, action comedy set in a British prison. With a completely predictable plot, you'll swear that you've seen it all before, even if you've never come...more

Mean Machine Review
by Warren Curry (Rating: 2.5/5)
Paramount Classics is eager to inform you that Mean Machine, a remake of Robert Aldrich's 1974 film The Longest Yard, is from the same people who brought you Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Given the expectations this creates, it's no...more