Fantastic Four Review
by Jerry Saravia (faust668 AT msn DOT com)February 9th, 2007
FANTASTIC FOUR (2005)
Reviewed by Jerry Saravia
RATING: Two stars
When I saw the original "X-Men," I remember thinking that it was a full-blown comic-book come to life with effects galore and amazing, tactile super powers displayed with verve. "Fantastic Four" could've been another example of that - it has effects galore and plenty of amazing super powers displayed with everything money can buy.
But it is solely an example of special-effects capabilities without human interest.
We have the introduction of the Fantastic Four team that includes brainy scientist, Dr. Reed Richards (Ioan Gruffudd), who becomes Elastic Man; his on/off again love interest, Sue Storm (Jessica Alba), who becomes the Invisible Girl; Ben Grimm, Reed's best friend,
who metamorphoses into a walking rock formation called the Thing; and finally Sue's brother, Johnny Storm (Chris Evans), who
becomes the Human Torch. Their powers are inadvertently
obtained by a cosmic ray explosion while on a mission at a space station. Also on board this mission is the arrogant, evil Dr. Victor Von Doom (Julian McMahon), who has his DNA fundamentally
changed as well, becoming the evil-as-evil-can-be Dr. Doom with
an electrical charge all over his body.
Some of this is sort of fun. I enjoy seeing Johnny Boy using his powers when skiing (and making himself a jacuzzi atop a snowy peak) or trying to stop a heat-seeking missile; Reed Richards extending his fingers through a crevice or grabbing toilet paper from an adjoining room while sitting in the john; and the Thing lifting a fire truck that is hanging from a bridge. In terms of effects and wondrous new ways for Invisible Girl to develop a force shield or undressing so she can walk around invisible, this movie has ample to offer (and, yes, we get to hear the famous lines like "It's Clobberin' Time" or "Flame On!". In terms of a credible story or three-dimensional characters, the movie stops short and focuses
on one chaotic situation after another. We get shards of humanity about the Thing losing his fiancee because of his affinity for giant pebbles and there is a substandard love story between Richards
and Sue Storm. But Dr. Doom is so inherently evil that we never understand his motives - does he want to be the supervillain
Dr. Doom because Richards has whisked away the woman Doom
wanted to marry, namely Sue Storm? It seems Doom's biggest
concern overall is that his interview on Larry King Live is abruptly cancelled. Hardly characteristic of a Marvel supervillain.
There is energy and bounce to the action scenes but "Fantastic Four" assumes that it is enough to see the fantastic super
powers on display and nothing more. The similar "The Incredibles" already did it with more humanity and character interest a year earlier. After seeing Marvel Comics' cinematic adaptations like "Hulk" and the Spider-Man movies that set a whole new
standard of character first, action second (isn't that why we like comic-books?), "Fantastic Four" falls very, very short. The
Thing should've clobbered the director for lack of character
development.
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