Joke Time [Merged]

a girl walks into the chest doctor and removes her shirt and she has a M on her chest. the doctor says how is there a M on ur chest, she goes o my boyfriend goes to michigan state and he likes this sweater and when we have sex it rubs off on me when he wears it. the next day same situation differnt girl she has a L on her chest the doctor says why do u have a L on ur chest she goes o my boyfriend goes to luis state and when we have sex he likes to wear his favorite swaeter and it rubs off on me. next day smae situation gilr walks in with a W on her chest the doctor goes ok i know why u have a W on ur chest ur boyfriend goes to wiscosin state and he likes to wear his favorite sweater while having sex. she says to the doctor close my girlfriend goes to Michigan.

Originally posted by GABRIEL05
what do you call a lesbian dinosaur:
what do you call a masturbating cow:

damn I forgot the punches. Ok here goes:

what do you call a lesbian dinosaur: Lickalottapus
what do you call a masturbating cow: Beef Strokinoff

😂 Oh okay those make sense now!

A rope walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve rope here. You'll have to leave." So the rope goes outside and ties a knot at the top of himself. Then he unravels the piece left at the top and walks back into the bar. Once again the bartender says, "We don't serve rope here. Didn't you hear me the first time?" The rope points to his top and says, "Nope. Frayed knot."

A father is sitting out on the porch admiring the sweet inoccents of his little daughter who is playing in the garden

the little girls calls for him, he goes over and asks whats wrong?

the little girl asks "daddy what are those bugs?"

the dad says "oh those are daddy long leggers"

the little girl asks " so is that the mommy long legger on the bottom?"

the dad says "no there both daddy long legger"

the little girl thinks for a minute then WHAM! she sams her foot down on the spiders and says " well were not having that sort of shit in our garden"

now i like that jokes rages very good

now i like that joke rages very good

😂

Here's my favorite thanksgiving day joke:
Why are Pilgrim's pants always falling down?
Cause they wear their belts on their hats.

kudos ragesremorse

There was this little boy about 10 years old walking down the road
dragging a flattened frog on a string behind him. He walked up to a house of ill repute and knocked on the door. When the Madam
answered it, she saw the little boy and asked what he wanted. He said, "I want to have s*x with one of the women inside. I have the money and I'm not leaving until I do."
The Madam figured, why not, so she told him to come in. Once
in, she told him to pick any of the girls he liked. He asked, "Do any of
the girls have any diseases?" Of course, the Madam said no. He said, "I
heard all the men talking about having to get shots after making it with Amber. THAT'S the girl I want!"

Since the little boy was so adamant and had the money to pay
for it, the Madam told him to go to the first room on the right. He headed
down the hall dragging the squashed frog behind him. Ten minutes later
he came back, still dragging the frog, paid the Madam, and headed out the door. The Madam stopped him and asked, "Why did you pick the only girl in the place with a disease, instead of one of the others?" He said, "Well, if you must know, tonight when I get home, my parents are going out to a restaurant to eat, leaving me at home with my baby-sitter. After they leave, my baby-sitter will have s*x with me because she just happens to be very fond of little boys. She will get the disease that I just caught. When Mom and Dad get back, Dad will take the baby-sitter home. On the way, he'll jump the baby-sitter's bones, and he'll catch the disease. Then when Dad gets home from the baby-sitters, he and Mom will go to bed and have s*x, and
Mom will catch it. In the morning when Dad goes to work, the Milkman
will deliver the milk, have a quickie with Mom and catch the
disease, and HE'S the son-of-a-b*tch who ran over my FROG!"

that's fabulous 😂

lol!!!!!

A ten year old girl walks into the kitchen where her mom is making dinner and asks her: is it true that babies come out of the place boys put their thingis?
Relieved that they were getting over the topic her mom answers "yes honey" to which the daughter replies confused "but wont their teeth get knocked out?"

that is soooooooo bad 😛

your mama's teeth are so black it makes me wana do a driveby with toothpaste 😂

yo mamas so fat that when she goes out in yellow dress pple yell "yo taxi"

K here is one that my Big Brother used to do to me all the time when i was little.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tracktor?

~im gonna see if you get it k then i will tel yah the answer.

dammit?

Why animals don't go to the forest on Sunday?
Because elephants jump from the trees then.
Why a crocodile is flat?
Because he went to the forest on Sunday.
😄