Joke Time [Merged]

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Marth18 Old School Cool

Granny walks into the desert and drowns

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Granny walks in the desert and she sees a cactus in bloom.

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Röland Masked Vigilante

Some laws in Ohio.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Cross-dressing is against the law.

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

Originally posted by Röland
[b]Some laws in Ohio.

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Participating or conducting a duel is prohibited.
Owners of tigers must notify authorities within one hour if the tiger escapes.
No one may be arrested on Sunday or on the Fourth of July.
It's illegal to catch mice without a hunting license!
Cross-dressing is against the law. [/B]

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Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
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The gag reduction:
Granny walks and suddenly...cactus.

Granny walks and......cactus.

Granny and cactus.

Granny. Cactus.

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
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the rest were stupid 😂

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
The gag reduction:
Granny walks and suddenly...cactus.

Granny walks and......cactus.

Granny and cactus.

Granny. Cactus.

dontgetit

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LethalFemme Year Of The Femme

I saw the word gag and was expecting something completely different.weep

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by LethalFemme
I saw the word gag and was expecting something completely different.weep

Now that is funny. 😆

Marth18 Old School Cool

bored

Marth18 Old School Cool

naughty

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
dontgetit

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yeah...I´m having myself a second glass of wine hun, I don´t think what I´m typing lol..

Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

Originally posted by Röland
[b]Some laws in Ohio.
Cross-dressing is against the law. [/B]
Ohio is not for me 🥷

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
yeah...I´m having myself a second glass of wine hun, I don´t think what I´m typing lol..

They're still funny! 😆

Continue.

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
They're still funny! 😆

Continue.

Tree frog walks in the desert and he meets Granny.

Röland Masked Vigilante
Originally posted by Strangelove
Ohio is not for me 🥷

Say it ain't so! shock

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Tree frog walks in the desert and he meets Granny.

😂

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

There were two bears. One was brown and the second turned left.

~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
There were two bears. One was brown and the second turned left.

crylaugh

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

You like Chuck Norris gags? Cuz I love them!

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.