Joke Time [Merged]

Started by ~Kongu_Dude~44 pages
~Kongu_Dude~ Senior Member
Originally posted by ~Kongu_Dude~
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Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Chuck Norris counted to infinity and divided it by zero.

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Disco isn't dead...it's only hiding from Chuck Norris

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Chuck norris found the last decimal in Pi.

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.

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chuck norris does not cry, his eyeballs sweat

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chuck norris lost his virginity before his dad did

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There is no such thing as an eclipse. That's only Chuck Norris turning off the moon to sneak up on his prey. 😂

Marth18 Old School Cool

enough with the chuck norris

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.
Originally posted by Marth18
enough with the chuck norris

lucky you I dont know anymore ..

Marth18 Old School Cool

YAY

Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

Originally posted by Marth18
YAY
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Marth18 Old School Cool

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Mystique Lynx healed ninja.

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Marth18 Old School Cool

o.o

Quiero Mota Member Señor

Dirty Joke

Q: Why do waitresses give bad head?

A: They only care about the tip.

Mišt Senior Member

Originally posted by Tired Hiker
Here's one!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because the branch broke.
Why did the octopus fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.

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Now you go!

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Strangelove Misunderstood Genius

A priest, a nun, a rabbi, a lawyer, and a doctor walk into a bar. The bartender looks over and says "What is this, a joke?"

Quiero Mota Member Señor

Dirty Joke

Q: What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, fits neatly in a nice hole, and works better when jerked?

A: A seatbelt.