funny blond joke
A Blonde Goes Ice Fishing
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> A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. So, after getting all of
> the
> right
> "tools," she headed toward the nearest frozen body of water. After getting
> comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice.
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> Then, seemingly, from the heavens a voice boomed:
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> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
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> Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a
> thermos
> of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice
> boomed again:
>
> "THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
>
> This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the
> ice.
> Then she started another hole and once again the voice said:
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> "THERE STILL ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."
>
> The very scared blonde raised her head and said,
> "Oh my God...Is that you, Lord?"
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>
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> The voice answered,
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> "NO... IT'S THE MANAGER OF THE ICE SKATING RINK..."