Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by CorderaMitchell1,019 pages
Originally posted by apoc001
There is no way to properly determine who would win, because neither one has an advantage. It all depends on what moves they used and how eager they were to kill each other. Wolverine is very tough and hard to kill, but he is vulnerable to suffocation or a slit throat (however, spidey hasn't tried either of those techniques in the past). Spidey, on the other hand, is slightly tougher and almost too quick to kill. But that's "almost." If Wolverine ever did get a hold of Spiderman, he would win. And this is more likely to happen than Spidey shooting down Wolvie's throat. But, again, it all depends.

Spiderman has MUCH more advantages than wolverine here, he moves faster, is stronger, has webbing, can remove his organs, etc.

If spiderman were to grab him, wolverine could get out, but would be less likely to, because he is weaker.

Originally posted by apoc001
There is no way to properly determine who would win, because neither one has an advantage. It all depends on what moves they used and how eager they were to kill each other. Wolverine is very tough and hard to kill, but he is vulnerable to suffocation or a slit throat (however, spidey hasn't tried either of those techniques in the past). Spidey, on the other hand, is slightly tougher and almost too quick to kill. But that's "almost." If Wolverine ever did get a hold of Spiderman, he would win. And this is more likely to happen than Spidey shooting down Wolvie's throat. But, again, it all depends.

Good Point but it also depends on the environment in which they fight. I believe spiderman can win. He dodges Bullets every day of the week. Dodging Wolvie should be easy. So should Punching him.......

Now can the thread die please???

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell

2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.

Irony. . . irony beyond irony is that entire list.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Irony. . . irony beyond irony is that entire list.

Why do you feel offended?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Now can the thread die please???
it,like Wolverine,is apparently indestructible...and hairy

lol

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
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Below are my tested and proved top ten signs of a wolverine fanboy:

1. Brings up Wolvie feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.

2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.

3. Thrives off Wolvie feats and biased info, Wolverine fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.

4. Thinks Wolverine beats everyone because he is Weapon X.

5. Has a HUGE distaste for spidey and his supporters, as he's in Wolverine's way to #1.

6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.

7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.

8. Are the same people in every Wolverine thread.

9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Wolverine.

10. Thinks Wolverine can easily beat Namor.

11. Thinks Wolverine can beat carnage.

12. Thinks Wolverine can beat godzilla.

13. Thinks Wolverine can jump 50 feet in the air.

15. Thinks Wolverine can move faster than the eye can see.

16. Thinks Wolverine rivals the hulk.

17. Thinks Wolverine has superhuman strength AND speed.

18. Thinks Wolverine can beat Flash.

19. Thinks Wolverine beats ANY brawler.

20. Thinks Wolverine emits a special field that makes everyone fight in the position that best suits him, and he always gets a hit in, and its ALWAYS fatal.

If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread threadand avoid using anymore logic with them.

Ah crap...i think i'm a wolvie fanboy...cos i think he could beat carnage...

You resurrected this.... AGAIN!!

For shame...lol

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Below are my tested and proven top ten signs of a Spiderman fanboy:

1. Brings up Spidey feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.

2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.

3. Thrives off Spidey feats and biased info, Spidey fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.

4. Thinks anything to do with Spidey wins automatically, because they have some tie in to Spidey

5. Has a HUGE distaste for Wolverine and his supporters.

6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.

7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.

8. Are the same people in every Spiderman thread.

9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Spiderman.

10. Uses stats if they are in their favor, but only the stats that favor them.

11. Their opponents can't use stats, because Spidey has preformeed feats outside of his described abilities, so the stats must not be right.

12. Uses comic book feats if they are in their favor, but only the Feats that favor them.

13. Their opponents can't use feats, because the feats are outside of thier described abilities, so the feats are illogical.

15. Thinks that any feat that shows Spiderman in poor lighting, is PIS/CIS

16. Thinks Spiderman beats ANY brawler.

17. Thinks Spiderman emits a special field that makes everyone fight in the position that best suits him, and he always gets a hit in, and its ALWAYS fatal.

18. Thinks that Spiderman can neutrilize the abilities of his opponents, because it happened.

19. Has a poor grasp of what logic is and is constantly getting it confused for other things such as anatomy, physics etc.

20. Thinks that everyone that doesn't agree with them is a "hater" or bitter or a fanboy.

If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread thread and avoid using anymore logic with them.

Originally posted by willRules
Good Point but it also depends on the environment in which they fight. I believe spiderman can win. He dodges Bullets every day of the week. Dodging Wolvie should be easy. So should Punching him.......

So Spiderman's gonna win the fight by punching Wolverine to death? Hmm...

Sorry guys I just had to say that. Now the thread can die.

Originally posted by Creshosk
Here:

Below are my tested and proven top ten signs of a Spiderman fanboy:

1. Brings up Spidey feats, but can't explain how they'd logically work.

2. Uses insults as a last defense, because the fanboy feels that it makes them look smart, and right about what they're saying.

3. Thrives off Spidey feats and biased info, Spidey fights his best, while everyone else gets a handicap.

4. Thinks anything to do with Spidey wins automatically, because they have some tie in to Spidey

5. Has a HUGE distaste for Wolverine and his supporters.

6. Has the grammar of a kindergartener.

7. Gets mad when logic is used againt them.

8. Are the same people in every Spiderman thread.

9. Thinks every superhero is jealous of Spiderman.

10. Uses stats if they are in their favor, but only the stats that favor them.

11. Their opponents can't use stats, because Spidey has preformeed feats outside of his described abilities, so the stats must not be right.

12. Uses comic book feats if they are in their favor, but only the Feats that favor them.

13. Their opponents can't use feats, because the feats are outside of thier described abilities, so the feats are illogical.

15. Thinks that any feat that shows Spiderman in poor lighting, is PIS/CIS

16. Thinks Spiderman beats ANY brawler.

17. Thinks Spiderman emits a special field that makes everyone fight in the position that best suits him, and he always gets a hit in, and its ALWAYS fatal.

18. Thinks that Spiderman can neutrilize the abilities of his opponents, because it happened.

19. Has a poor grasp of what logic is and is constantly getting it confused for other things such as anatomy, physics etc.

If the opponent shows any of the following systems, its best to log off thread thread and avoid using anymore logic with them.


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Looks like a ripoff of my old list, it lacks accuracy and humor to boot, I'm not impressed.

I sense bitterness.

Originally posted by apoc001
So Spiderman's gonna win the fight by punching Wolverine to death? Hmm...

Sorry guys I just had to say that. Now the thread can die.

Organ ripping and suffocating come to mind....

wow this thing actually dragged on for 217 pages. I hadn't noticed that before. It's kinda sad actually.

Originally posted by apoc001
wow this thing actually dragged on for 217 pages. I hadn't noticed that before. It's kinda sad actually.

dancingeek3 rock on thread

Originally posted by apoc001
wow this thing actually dragged on for 217 pages. I hadn't noticed that before. It's kinda sad actually.

Who do you think wins?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Who do you think wins?

You mean between Spidey and Wolvie? Hmm... I'll just go with Spiderman because he deserves a win against someone as overrated as Wolverine.

Originally posted by apoc001
You mean between Spidey and Wolvie? Hmm... I'll just go with Spiderman because he deserves a win against someone as overrated as Wolverine.

Thats good enough for me,lol.

You think wolverine is overrated?

Originally posted by CorderaMitchell
Thats good enough for me,lol.

You think wolverine is overrated?

O hell yeah. Now he can jump really high, sense anything, get hurt all the time without feeling pain, kill anything, need I say more?

Originally posted by apoc001
O hell yeah. Now he can jump really high, sense anything, get hurt all the time without feeling pain, kill anything, need I say more?

Watch what you say, you may come off as a hater..

Go to various threads and people make him a god, he can move faster than the eye can see now.