Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Metalmanx1,019 pages

Originally posted by scotsmn
Retarded idea ❌

You have 2 airways and neither of them are exposed if you don't want them to be. On top of that, you have a flap covering the entrance to your lungs from your mouth. On top of even that, he can punture his lungs to get a breath if necessary. On top of that, Wolverine can go many many hours without breath as proven in this thread about 20+ pages back.

As far as pounding his head to the floor, that would mean Spiderman is up close... which would mean...

Why is it that Spiderman is suddenly incapable of blocking both airways? The nose and mouth really aren't that far away from each other.

...He can puncture his lungs...to breathe. Wow. Now you're just REALLY stretching there, my friend. First of all, he wouldn't even be able to puncture his own lungs if he gets a web dumping. He's not moving anything then. Second of all, I really doubt that would even work. For one, ever notice how people with just one punctured lung have their breathing almost cut in half? And another thing, his healing factor would continuously heal said puncture, even if it were possible to do it.

So, that theory is out.

Wolverine can survive many hours (apparently, still sounds like crap to me) without breathing I guess. Okay. That's fine. I won't even argue it right now. But why can't Spidey just continuously dump webbing on him? That way it never dissolves enough for Wolverine to break free, and he'd be constantly caccooned, suffocating Wolvie.

So, once more. Spiderman 7/10.

Originally posted by Metalmanx
Why is it that Spiderman is suddenly incapable of blocking both airways? The nose and mouth really aren't that far away from each other.

...He can puncture his lungs...to breathe. Wow. Now you're just REALLY stretching there, my friend. First of all, he wouldn't even be able to puncture his own lungs if he gets a web dumping. He's not moving anything then. Second of all, I really doubt that would even work. For one, ever notice how people with just one punctured lung have their breathing almost cut in half? And another thing, his healing factor would continuously heal said puncture, even if it were possible to do it.

So, that theory is out.

Wolverine can survive many hours (apparently, still sounds like crap to me) without breathing I guess. Okay. That's fine. I won't even argue it right now. But why can't Spidey just continuously dump webbing on him? That way it never dissolves enough for Wolverine to break free, and he'd be constantly caccooned, suffocating Wolvie.

So, once more. Spiderman 7/10.

Don't worry he just doesn't like the fact that his ideas have back fired on him. Our "Retarded" ideas are just too true for him. 🙂

You're under the assumption Wolverine would get cacconed... I already don't see that happening. I have only seen Spiderman cacoon using cartidges, which he doesn't use anymore. Webs will not hold long enough to keep him in place to be cacooned since their strength is limited by their weakest link, the link from his skin to his fat layer.

Oh and about puncturing his lung, completely valid. Since he can survive so long with limited air.. the couple breaths he could get durign the time the wound is open is enough to make him last for a good long time more.

Originally posted by scotsmn
You're under the assumption Wolverine would get cacconed... I already don't see that happening.

Spider-Man has webbed up faster and stronger opponents than Wolverine, but "you just don't see it happening ?" 😕
Webs will not hold long enough to keep him in place to be cacooned since their strength is limited by their weakest link, the link from his skin to his fat layer.

Bollocks and speculation. Have you forgotten that SM already webbed up Wolverine ? He only could free himself by trying really hard (and taking his time).

There's no reason why he can't do it AGAIN.

Originally posted by scotsmn
You're under the assumption Wolverine would get cacconed... I already don't see that happening. I have only seen Spiderman cacoon using cartidges, which he doesn't use anymore. Webs will not hold long enough to keep him in place to be cacooned since their strength is limited by their weakest link, the link from his skin to his fat layer.

Oh and about puncturing his lung, completely valid. Since he can survive so long with limited air.. the couple breaths he could get durign the time the wound is open is enough to make him last for a good long time more.

This is what I gathered from your post.

Because Spiderman now uses organic webbing, he's suddenly lost the ability to caccoon people.

Interesting. I like speculation as much as the next person...no...wait, no I don't. Just because he hasn't done it yet means nothing.

If Spiderman's webbing was as weak as you say, then Hulk would've easily been able to tear it from his skin. Get over it. It doesn't work like that. Live with it, man.

And you have absolutely no idea how the lungs work, do you?

Originally posted by who?-kid

Spider-Man has webbed up faster and stronger opponents than Wolverine, but "you just don't see it happening ?" 😕

Most opponents don't have claws which can cut through his spider string like butter.

Originally posted by who?-kid

Bollocks and speculation. Have you forgotten that SM already webbed up Wolverine ? He only could free himself by trying really hard (and taking his time).

There's no reason why he can't do it AGAIN.

But he DID get out...

This picture shows little pieces of string everywhere. It was obviously cut up before it could do much.

Originally posted by scotsmn
You're under the assumption Wolverine would get cacconed... I already don't see that happening. I have only seen Spiderman cacoon using cartidges, which he doesn't use anymore. Webs will not hold long enough to keep him in place to be cacooned since their strength is limited by their weakest link, the link from his skin to his fat layer.

Oh and about puncturing his lung, completely valid. Since he can survive so long with limited air.. the couple breaths he could get durign the time the wound is open is enough to make him last for a good long time more.

I was gonna reply to this but Who-kid and Metalmanx said exactly what i was gonna say.............

Originally posted by Metalmanx
This is what I gathered from your post.

Because Spiderman now uses organic webbing, he's suddenly lost the ability to caccoon people.

Interesting. I like speculation as much as the next person...no...wait, no I don't. Just because he hasn't done it yet means nothing.

If Spiderman's webbing was as weak as you say, then Hulk would've easily been able to tear it from his skin. Get over it. It doesn't work like that. Live with it, man.

And you have absolutely no idea how the lungs work, do you?

Mutant lungs? Can't say I've disected one lately.

Spiderman caccooning Wolverine is also speculation by the way.

Originally posted by scotsmn
Most opponents don't have claws which can cut through his spider string like butter.

But he DID get out...

This picture shows little pieces of string everywhere. It was obviously cut up before it could do much.

ues because Logan was properly webbed up and applied enough pressure which rogue or blob couldn't do.

you keep speculating that Logan is able to do things he simply cannot physically do.............

Originally posted by scotsmn
Mutant lungs? Can't say I've disected one lately.

Spiderman caccooning Wolverine is also speculation by the way.

Yes because he did it to the Hulk, but the wolverine is much faster than hulk right? Oh no wait he isn't..............

Originally posted by willRules
ues because Logan was properly webbed up and applied enough pressure which rogue or blob couldn't do.

you keep speculating that Logan is able to do things he simply cannot physically do.............

The claws man, the claws. Rogue and Blob don't have em

Originally posted by scotsmn
The claws man, the claws. Rogue and Blob don't have em

I see where this is going.

A certain amount of pressure is required to cut something. You could have a really sharp dagger, but could you cut through a bus with it? Whilst tryin gto combat an opponent wit superhuman attributes?

How much pressure Wolverine can inflict with his claws? 😖hifty:

Originally posted by willRules
I see where this is going.

A certain amount of pressure is required to cut something. You could have a really sharp dagger, but could you cut through a bus with it? Whilst tryin gto combat an opponent wit superhuman attributes?

Are you trying to make a comparison between a sharp knife and adamantium claws? The claws can "cut through carbonadium steel like a hot knife through butter."

Originally posted by DarkCrawler
How much pressure Wolverine can inflict with his claws? 😖hifty:

INCREDIBLE pressure seeing as how his claws are sharpened down to the molecule. Which is my point (pun intended) in other threads as to why he can cut through thick hides.

Originally posted by scotsmn
Are you trying to make a comparison between a sharp knife and adamantium claws? The claws can "cut through carbonadium steel like a hot knife through butter."

and yet

1. If he has no leverage it doesn't matter how sharp they are, he can't reach the web to cut it.

2. He still has to cut through it. Its going to take him a few seconds. Spider-man is too fast. peter could be hitting him with tons of punches within this time or just simply adding more web...........

Originally posted by scotsmn
Why does crucifixion mean little with an adamantium skeleton?

Being a mutant and having a system that's hell bent on keeping him alive maybe causes his body to be able to switch over to something like CO2 and withdraw the oxygen from that.. or maybe his metabolism just slows way way down to conserve... who knows.

😆

Someone knows his organic chemistry...not!

Originally posted by TwisterGameX
yeah Spiderman can beat the hulk now...and I thought spidey was organic..well only when you guys want him to be.

Red herring.

Owned.

Originally posted by scotsmn
The claws man, the claws. Rogue and Blob don't have em
Claws wouldn't make a lick of difference. He can't move his arms...

Originally posted by willRules
ues because Logan was properly webbed up and applied enough pressure which rogue or blob couldn't do.

you keep speculating that Logan is able to do things he simply cannot physically do.............

cutting webbing and pulling away from a wall before organic webs set is something he can't physically do? 🤨