Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by srankmissingnin1,019 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
"OK my bad man. You do have to admit that sometimes people write sh*t
up here that riles you up too. But that's what I like so much about this sh*t so forgive me if it seems like I'm taking things a little too seriously, It's just enthusiasm. This is the first time I've ever communicated with people over the internet and it's a whole lot more fun than I thought it would be. ( call me old-fashioned ) This vs Forum is huge I would have never imagined so many people debate comics. (This sh*t has sucked up more of my time than I'd care to admit) But all that being said I have read enough Wolverine to not have to base my opinion on his bio. If he was going full berserker he would still not be able to beat the Spider-man. All the advantages are Spidey's and all he has to do is post up and saturate Wolvy with globs of webbing. Spidey is not a punk when he runs
out of webbing and he's strong enough to pin Wolverine with one hand against the ground or the wall. He could set a web glob somewhere and throw Wolverine into it and he doesn't even have to get a grip to throw someone. Wolvy gets beat"

sorry my last post had so many freaking errors...it was early morning and I wasn't quite awake.
Anyways..it's cool man....at least your reasonable enough to understand what this place is supposed to be all about....discussing the hobby that we've wasted our lives on...lol (just kiddin)...and i know what ya mean about spending more time on here than caring to admit....I obviously have...no point in denying that.

But as far as the fight goes....yeah some of the advantages go to spidey for this fight and while they are the most obvious advantages, they are not the most important, which I feel is a point a lot of people are missing around here....spider man has better speed, reflexes, strength, ranged weaponry, and agility... while wolverine has more lethal offensive weapons, more durability, better fighting skills, and a much much much faster healing factor.
Spiderman's strength is pretty much negated since he can't physically do anything to wolverine that will affect logan....even if he could, logan would heal it up in less then a few seconds. Now I understand you're argument about why wolverine SHOULD be KOed in this fight, and I understand why you think spiderman could knock him unconcious.....but you only think this because you're looking at it from a real world perspective, not a marvel one..... In the real world, yeah logan would be out cold and reeling in about 5 seconds tops...but in the marvel one that's not how it works....now I have my own theory for this...

(wolverine's brain basically heals over itself, filling in painful memories with gaps so that wolverine doesn't know what he's been through over the years....even then he's been through a lot...so much infact that ogun couldn't infiltrate wolverine's body because his mind was so fragmented and his memories so painful...his brain adapted to this pain, this mental anguish, by simply smoothing over it...so from that we can determine at least one thing....logans mutant healing factor is adaptive...His healing factor allowed his brain to heal itself from the pain....this is where my theory comes in....if logan's healing factor is indeed adaptive...his skull could have filled in extra tissue to protect the brain from being bounced around inside his head... this would be like homer simpson syndrome if you will, thus knocking him out would be extremely difficult....giving him a concussion nearly impossible. It would also explain why sasquatch among numerous others were KOing him ll the time back in the day, but now he can take 3 namor shots like they're nothing. Also...another theory could be that wolverine recovers from concussions and being knocked out so fast, we never see it actually happen....wolverine DID recover from the volcan neck pinch in under 7 seconds once, however I prefer to think that my theory is the reality of it for wolverine.)

But anybody trying to simply say everytime wolverine doesn't get KOed is BS, is gonna be in some major denial....think of wolverine's battles with the hulk....the Hulk is supposedly the strongest being on the face of the planet, even possibly the entire marvel univers for that matter, he can beat down the entire avangers, he can lift 50 million tons of rock, he can punch a planetoid into smitherines.....but every time he's fought wolvie he had a hard time....several of these times were before wolverine had the fan base he has today and once was when wolverine first showed up in comics.....out of the 10 times these guys have fought, wolverine has only gotten knocked out twice.....both times have been cheep shots, when logan wasn't paying attention.....saying spiderman would knock him out in one blow is illogical....saying he'll do it in 200 is slightly more senseical...but no less wrong.....wolverine took shots from this guy roughouse, a being incredibly stronger than spiderman. wolverine was tied up and took blows from him all day, eventually he vroke free and kicked roughouse's and bloodscream's asses at the same time....and this was when he had NO ADAMANTIUM....i'll let you ponder that on your own.

As for spiderman's speed wolverine can outlast spiderman easily... spiderman can tire way before wolverine can thus his speed will steadily decline while wolverine's remains a constant. After their fight in Berlin, spiderman's legs were barely able to sustain him, he took a while to get up while wolverine had already dissapeared.
His reflexes are some what of a mixed bag...sometimes he dodges bullets other times punisher's kicking him in the grill... He'll dance around wolverine's attacks, but one mistake and he's finished....this is why he was so scared in his fight with wolvie in berlin....he knew he had to be on wolverine every second without letting up for an instant or he was going to die. So while wolverine doesn't need to rely on his relfex speed to avoid parkers blows...or avoid parkers blows for that matter, spiderman can't afford to say the same. But this ability is tied in with spiderman's speed and stamina, once he begins to tire his offensive speed and reflex speed begin to reduce....all wolverine has to do is outlast him....he could even let spiderman hit him in the face all day if he wanted to.

On the other hand spiderman can't negate the healing factor unless he's fighting a tired, hungry wolverine, he can't negate the durability cause the adamantium's inside logan...and it ties in with the healing factor....he can't negate wolverine's fighting ability because...well that one's obvious....

Once again...the only REAL threat of an advantage that spiderman has over wolverine is his webbing....wolverine has dodged faster more lethal things than spiderman's webbing just fine....but spider-man has webbed up a lot of super people in pretty creative, even embarrassing ways....so in my mind it's a toss up..... realistically I think that wolverine and spiderman are very...... very even headed but i refuse to accept that this would be an easy victory for spiderman especially since wolverine has beaten him down or stalemated him several times in the past.....this is also why i feel the spiderman vs. the trio thread is such a joke... wolverine would be hard enough for spiderman to beat and even IF he could he's be faced with two other fighters just as good if not very slightly below wolverine...(though in my mind cap's slightly above) legistically, suprpowers or not, spiderman would go down to those guys. Here, it's a toss up. Don't get me wrong....I love spiderman....if i didn't i wouldn't own some 600 spiderman comics, but his fanboys or hardcore fans can get a little out of contol with his powers and capabilities....while downplaying anyone who's ever brought up in a vs. thread with spidey....it just gets frusturating sometimes....but alas I appreciate your level headedness in this thread at least MISTER.

I have come to the conclusion you and I share a collective mind...

Originally posted by srankmissingnin
Thats one thing I'll have to agree with you on Zahit. The couldn't even think of a moderately good idea as to how to recont Spider-man to be more like his movie counterpart (which is a bad idea on in its own rights); I mean Peter Parker was turned into a spider... and then he gave birth to himself. Can anyone one imagine seriously pitching that idea?
Boo Marvel! 😠 Go Devil's Due! 😄

you and me agreeing is the final sign that the end times are upon us.....don't let it happen again......

"I have come to the conclusion you and I share a collective mind..."

lol..
hey man that's cool with me...it's nice to know I've got some other, more rational people on the board to have my back when the fanboys unite.

Especially when the come out in hordes from the woodworks like they did on this thread.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no doubt man...seriously isn't it funny how we never agreed before....but the power of the ridiculous spiderman fanboy brought us together against a common enemy? lol

Originally posted by jinzin
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA no doubt man...seriously isn't it funny how we never agreed before....but the power of the ridiculous spiderman fanboy brought us together against a common enemy? lol

In all honestly, I really don't think it's very fair at all to call the people who are supporting Spiderman in this "Comic vs." thread "fanboys". Yes, we are supporting Spiderman. But it would seem that you and some of the others are supporting Wolverine. Does that make you Wolverine fanboys? Because, using the logic that you have given, that would hold true. So far both sides have given very reasonable and logical reasons as to why either fighter would win in this match. It's really not very justifiable to say that the people who are against you are nothing but die-hard fanboys would just won't let their supported choice lose. But neither are you in letting Wolverine lose. It's really the exact same thing going on with you.

Please, feel free to prove me wrong if you'd like, but your arguments show that you are just as supportive of Wolverine as we are for Spiderman. Why shouldn't you be considered to be this evil "fanboy"?

it's not your support I question old boy...it's the knowledge....you know as well as I do there are spiderman fanboys on here that are debating these fights based off of very limited knowledge of spiderman...and almost no knowledge of the other characters he's fighting........ there are very knowledgable people on the spiderman team...but the there are a lot more less than knowledgable people on your team as well....you however are not one of the people I directed that comment towards...and in my defense I woudn't be calling anyone fanboys if the term wasn't so carelessly launched at me by said unknowledgable people in the first place.

aside from that I really don't get how I've shown myself to be a wolverine fanboy...when wolvies in a fight that's over his head I can amit it.....I have admitted it.....but for these fight I use past feats, supply refrences with issue numbers and even supply scans to support my points...and these crazy people still say I'm pulling crap out of my ass.
WTF?
really it doesn't make sense. check out the other wolvie fight's I've posted in....when wolverine's going down...I accpet the fact...tons of these spidey fans are just crazy.

I actually kinda hate Wolverine, anything that wasn't done by Frank Miller and a select few others anyway. Come to think of it I hate Spiderman too, Ever since "Maximum Clonage." But I really like alot of the old stories. I still hate wolverine more though (cause he beat my favorite character and that's the stupidest thing to ever hit comics since...

..."Maximum Clonage."😉

And yet I still say he takes this fight more often than not. I feel a little sick now. I think it's all the "Maximum Clonage."

Originally posted by jinzin
it's not your support I question old boy...it's the knowledge....you know as well as I do there are spiderman fanboys on here that are debating these fights based off of very limited knowledge of spiderman...and almost no knowledge of the other characters he's fighting........ there are very knowledgable people on the spiderman team...but the there are a lot more less than knowledgable people on your team as well....you however are not one of the people I directed that comment towards...and in my defense I woudn't be calling anyone fanboys if the term wasn't so carelessly launched at me by said unknowledgable people in the first place.

I apologize then. I must admit, you are correct that there are some who support Spiderman without knowledge. But then again, the same can EASILY be said for the Wolverine side. Do I even need to mention WOLVERINEFAN or wolverex, or wolverine88888 for example?

And again, I agree with you. Perhaps if the term wasn't just thrown around so looselyl, it wouldn't enrage fans.

or lobo getting stabbed repeatidly in the balls in said fight....(that's the only way wolverine could've won and we all know it lol)

"Do I even need to mention WOLVERINEFAN or wolverex, or wolverine88888 for example?'
no these guys go without saying it's true...but I don't think i myself fit into this category. lol.

Actually I have my own theory about that one. You see, first Wolverine knocks a very jaded (just got back from tons of work) Lobo, and when on top of him on the floor commenses to tickle him. Lobo stares at Wolverine and goes absolutley psychotic at the homo-erotic behavior and stays perfectly still biting his lip ready to explode with rage (like in that most famous picture of him) when all of a sudden the brother entities decide Wolvie the winner and end the fight.

common man don't bash my man...he's straight as an arrow.......i didn't bash yours...lobo was getting ball stabbed....admit it.

Alright, alright, I won't bring it up again, but I'm pretty sure my theory holds more water than yours.

i don't think so...a least wolverine isn't the one wearing the makeup.....hahahahahaha

I'm guessing that was joke. The markings on Lobo's face are part of the gentic make up of the Czarnian race. If it was a joke, you got me, I'll just drop earlier said theory now.

it was a joke man....

One that makes me bite my lip.

lol...sorry but you stepped over the line with that little "theory" of yours....we both know logans scored hotter babes than we could ever dream of.