Wolverine vs. Spider-Man

Started by Soljer1,019 pages

Originally posted by jinzin
If making a cracking noise in your neck means your neck is broken then I'm a walking miracle man....

I assume he wasn't since he was still standing.... 😐

When someone who can lift busses twists your neck past ninety degrees and makes it KRK?

Yeah. 😐.

Originally posted by python99
breaking you neck is simply twisting not actuall sepperation.

And he said he was trying?

unless you can grip the spinal cord without gripping the bone, it ain't going to happen.

In the 616 reality Wolverine's bones are bonded in such a way as to disallow their seperation but allows for him to be able to move. This is evidenced the countless times when evernt that take polace that should have seperated his bones occur, be it having the flesh burnt off of joints, swordsmen skilled enough to land blows between bones failing or even Hulk trying to pull Wolverin'es arms off and failing. This is also evidenced in two alternate timelines that diverge from 616 after the bonding had occured. Including days of the future past where he was reduced to a skeleton by a sentinal and the skeleton remained intact rather than falling apart, or in uncanny 160 where we see sym fretting over an adamantium skeleton that is also not a pile of bones.

I appreciate a decent application of biology, physics and logic, however it is over ridden by comic book events when oit occurs frequently enough.

Spiderman has no way of breaking Wolverine's neck, as the bones are joined in such a way that disallows seperation without a plot device, and has no way of moving the spinal cord directly.

Originally posted by Soljer
When someone who can lift busses twists your neck past ninety degrees and makes it KRK?

Yeah. 😐.

A person who can lift busses still can't break adamantium.

Originally posted by Soljer
When someone who can lift busses twists your neck past ninety degrees and makes it KRK?

Yeah. 😐.

I can rotate my head beyond 90 degrees. I can put my chin behind my shoulder. 😐

Originally posted by jinzin
A person who can lift busses still can't break adamantium.

He doesn't need to.

Originally posted by Creshosk
I can rotate my head beyond 90 degrees. I can put my chin behind my shoulder. 😐
I can as well. I can actually put it quite a ways past my shoulder.

Damn, I just realized this now!

Awesomomatic.

Originally posted by jinzin

I assume he wasn't since he was still standing.... 😐

you assume too much, jinzin. 😐

Originally posted by Creshosk
I can rotate my head beyond 90 degrees. I can put my chin behind my shoulder. 😐

you're a freak then. 😱

Originally posted by Soljer
He doesn't need to.
In order to accomplish what hulk, and massive laser beams and lots of fire, and bladed weapons all fialed to do?

I think you would have to breeak adamantium.

Originally posted by Creshosk
In order to accomplish what hulk, and massive laser beams and lots of fire, and bladed weapons all fialed to do?

I think you would have to breeak adamantium.

He wouldn't need to break it.

A neck can be 'broken' without actually snapping any bone.

Originally posted by masterbruce
you're a freak then. 😱
Or the degree with which a head bcan be rotated without the neck breaking is underestimated.

😐

But then you're just trolling anyway. sly

Originally posted by Soljer
He wouldn't need to break it.

A neck can be 'broken' without actually snapping any bone.

So he's going to grip the cord without gripping the bone, or rather the skin over the muscle over the bone?

He's telekentic now?

Originally posted by Creshosk

But then you're just trolling anyway. sly

how am I trolling? 😕

Originally posted by masterbruce
how am I trolling? 😕
Originally posted by masterbruce
you assume too much, jinzin. 😐

😐

Originally posted by masterbruce
how am I trolling? 😕

Reported for spamming.

durverine

Originally posted by Soljer
When someone who can lift busses twists your neck past ninety degrees and makes it KRK?

Yeah. 😐.

*pops kunckules*

Oh shit I just broke my fingers... Then how am I typing to you I wonder?

Originally posted by Creshosk
*pops kunckules*

Oh shit I just broke my fingers... Then how am I typing to you I wonder?

With your palms?

Originally posted by Creshosk
unless you can grip the spinal cord without gripping the bone, it ain't going to happen.

In the 616 reality Wolverine's bones are bonded in such a way as to disallow their seperation but allows for him to be able to move. This is evidenced the countless times when evernt that take polace that should have seperated his bones occur, be it having the flesh burnt off of joints, swordsmen skilled enough to land blows between bones failing or even Hulk trying to pull Wolverin'es arms off and failing. This is also evidenced in two alternate timelines that diverge from 616 after the bonding had occured. Including days of the future past where he was reduced to a skeleton by a sentinal and the skeleton remained intact rather than falling apart, or in uncanny 160 where we see sym fretting over an adamantium skeleton that is also not a pile of bones.

I appreciate a decent application of biology, physics and logic, however it is over ridden by comic book events when oit occurs frequently enough.

Spiderman has no way of breaking Wolverine's neck, as the bones are joined in such a way that disallows seperation without a plot device, and has no way of moving the spinal cord directly.

So why would wolverine state it?
throw him off?
confuse him?
scare him?

No one is talking about separation. He twists his neck so Wolverine is looking at his ass

Originally posted by Creshosk
*pops kunckules*

Oh shit I just broke my fingers... Then how am I typing to you I wonder?

you crack your knuckles because you have cartilage and tendons holding your bones together

wolverine's bones aren't held together by tendons and cartilage, they're fused