Originally posted by Crash_Overload
OKay then, My first g/f was a bisexual, and she told me this on her first date. I of corse did not care. But a month latter she told me she found her true love of her life and dumped me... for another girl. Now THAT is sad.
Not that it will make you feel better, but if you think hard about it, that's not as bad as her leaving you for another guy.
Well. Ok, it was one of the times when Edna was with me, and we were getting 'comfy' in my room, in the evening... in a 'no clothes' sense. Anyway, my Dad comes storming up the stairs in his typical heavy booted fashion- STOMPYSTOMPYSTOMPYSTOMP!- and knocks on my door.
Now, I call out clearly "Not now, Dad!" Now, my father is a tiny bit hard of hearing, so he presumably thought I had said "Please come in Dad, nothing at all embarrassing going on in here!"
And so he came in. Now, LUCKILY, Edna is a very shy girl, so as soon as Dad started stomping up the stairs, I had pulled out the covers around us both and hugged her. So Dad didn't get to see anything REALLY sensitive. I said "I SAID not now!" and he just mumbled "Sorry" and backtracked out of there ASAP! I thought it was funny but Edna was as red as anything for ages! Dearie me...