Humiliating story? Hmm, where to begin. One time I was on a first date with a girl from I think Germany. I ran out of gas and we had to walk about a mile to her apartment to take her car. We went and saw 7 years in Tibet and I barely had enough money for the movie so I weasel'd my way out of buying lunch. I never went out with her again. I'm sure I can think of more stories that are more humiliating.
One time, like ten years ago, I bumped into my first ever true love girlfriend at Golf Land while I was delivering a pizza. It had been about a year since we had last spoken. We decided to have dinner where I discovered she had a new boyfriend. I was torn when she told me that they had sex since this was the beginning of my 3 year dry spell. Of course, being the idiot I was (back then people,) I asked about the details. She told me he was giving her a massage and she asked him what he was thinking. He said 'this would be a lot more fun if we were in our underware.' At that point I literally got sick and threw up chips and salsa right in front of everyone at Chevy's on Almaden Expwy in San Jose.
Okay, here's one more. The first girl I ever made love to was two years older than me and I should probably have never let her go. I was driving one time and I saw her ahead of me leaving our neighborhood to go to work. I sped up to wave and see if she still looked hot. As I pulled up next to her, I waved and she waved back. Then, I hit the curb and then I almost hit her and I compensated to not hit her which caused me to hit the curb again. I did aboout three hundred dollars of damage to my rear left wheel and she saw the whole thing. She must have laughed her ass off at me since I dumped her for another girl, the other one I told you about, my first true love, and now she is married and has kids, or a kid, I don't know. But it sucked.