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shaken, not stirred...

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

i like licking power cables while they are turned on, just to see if i can.

Hokey pokey ya

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McDonald's burger patties have worms in them.

Look it up!

i looked! and i found......my underwear on the floor!😱

Having an out of body experience. Back in five.

if you leave it out in the sun...sure, itll melt...

mcdonald's? Now THERE's a moodsetter... eww

mcD's......grat place for a first date😆

especially if your GF/BF works there 😆 😆

yeah then i can make him bring me a 'Big Mac' :lol

New McRat: Gotta catch'em all!

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Got to catch them all!jm 😆

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"I was drunked last night dear mother!I was drunked the night before!and if you forgive me dear mother, I will not get drunk anymore!jmdrunk

one time i was with my friend in his car and he was drunk. not just drunk, i mean DRUNK DRUNK. a cop pulled us over. when he asked us why we were going 73 in a 25mph zone, my friend said " No Sir, i dOn'T nEEd A cOld bear and i DoN't THiNk u dO *hic* Either "

a man drinks himself stupid. asks bartender for another beer. bartender says, no,youre too drunk, go home. man goes out. five minutes later he comes in thru the back door and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says no! you're to drunk! the man says dammit how many bars do you work at???

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