Originally posted by Lazerus
one time i was with my friend in his car and he was drunk. not just drunk, i mean DRUNK DRUNK. a cop pulled us over. when he asked us why we were going 73 in a 25mph zone, my friend said " No Sir, i dOn'T nEEd A cOld bear and i DoN't THiNk u dO *hic* Either "
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