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dancin' in the moonlight bah bah bah

What's everyone looking at? * with toilet paper stuck to ass with pants still down to ankles *

umm.. Nivvirs admiring her version of beauty while a throw up next 2 her. 😘

I wanna eat pussy now...I miss the taste 😮

well Cm's not here so ur just gonna have 2 wait 😛

i meant Cs (cemetry sluts) not here.

I know 🙁 I miss her, I wanna taste her 😮

Well you'll jus' have 2 wait! 😛

I know 🙁

I went to a meeting for premature ejaculators. I left early.

😂😆😂

The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.

EVOLUTIONARY DEVELOPMENT AND ANATOMY OF THE LUNGS
Early fishes probably swallowed air at the surface of the water which was used to fill a blind pouch on the ventral surface of their oesophagus. This served as a swim bladder enabling fish to float without the need to swim to maintain their position. Later this pouch evolved to become the lungs which enabled primitive amphibians to survive out of water.

wow thats neat info there

what couour does a smurf turn when you choke it?

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life.

all polar bears are left handed

The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

I've only had half a pint today... *hic!*

Sam will kill him if he tries anything.
...I hope he tries something.