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Stubble update: Looking mangy.

(an exeprt from the Very Secret Diary of Aragorn)

The giraffe is up to 19 feet (6 m) tall and weighs up to 2,800 pounds (1270 kg). A baby giraffe (called a calf) weighs about 130 pounds at birth and is about 6 feet tall.

BEEF..................

It's what's for dinner!

But where's the Beef?

waffles are tasty

The beef? It's in the vertical taco.

Legolas: Not one strand of my hair has fallen out in 800 years, why would it start now?

(Also from a secret diary, but it's Legolas's)

I like eggs!

Ah dont we all, dont we all 🤣

quail eggs are an afrodisiac(sp)

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did you know cracy_c that banana's cant actualy dance

My cow froze, so i restarted it.

o u c h

did you know cracy_c that banana's cant actualy dance

No no YOU LIE!!!!!!

😒 😑 ❌

💃 do not try and peel the banana. that is impossible. instead, only try to realize the truth.
then you will see it is not the banana dancing. it is only yourself.

😑 wooaahh bananas in sync

yeah whatever he said

BUT BUT BANANAS!!!!! 😕

the widest river in my dream is not the bottle