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you know you're a redneck, when you demand silence to fart.

What do you call a dumb blonde found dead in a closet?

Last years hide and seek winner!

hey, what do you call when you cross a male part and a potato?

dictater (sp?) 😆

How do you drown a dumb blonde?

Place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

How many men does it take to change a toilet roll??

We dont know, it has never happened 😛

How many women does it take to.........fix a car?

WE WOULD KNOW WOULD WE!!?? CUZ THEY CANT!!!! 😠

I don't know, I wasn't programed to do it that way !! >.<

Use the ddoor next time! Cheaf BREAKEVERYTHING!

don't go there!

Oh the Ignorance !! It blinds me...

* Searches for ignorance, finds Kosta *

He says: Shall we try swapping positions tonight??

She says: Thats a good idea, you stand by the ironing board while i sit on the sofa and fart!

He says:
I love you.

She says:
OK! What do you want?

She says: I Love you.

He says: I ain't giving you no more cash woman!

FROOOOOGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
Are whooolie mamoth foooooooood~!

He says: Why dont you tell me when you have an orgasm?

She says: I would, but your never there!

He says:
Threesome?

She says: No.

I say: Yes!! 😖hifty: 😈

He says: Threesome?

She says: Only if I pick the other guy...

On the wall in the ladies room...... "My husband follows me everywhere!"
Just below it....... "No i dont!"