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Quijymo!

if practise makes perfect, and nobody's perfect, why practise?!?!

if god sneezed,
what would you say?

bless yourself😉

if people from poland are called poles, why aren't people from holland called holes?

where'dya GET all these man??!!😱

i'm getting these from one of my joke books

doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected, expected?

i've thought of that one too😉

in a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

why isn't there more than one in every crowd?

if rabbits' feet are so lucky, what happened to the rabbit?

if your in hell, and your angry with someone, where do u tell them to go?

Originally posted by Alias Neo
in a country of free speech, why are there phone bills?

Classic

why are violets blue and not violet?

😆 yeah😉

when cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say?

i don't want to be anything other, than what i've been lately/all i have to do is think of me and i'll have a peace of mind... -- i don't want to be by gavin degraw

bLooMiLiCioUs heres one for u.

if vampires can't see their own reflections, why is their hair always so tidy?

why don't they call moustaches 'mouthbrows'?

i hate everything about you/why do i love you -- i hate everything about you by 3 days grace