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Spear Brittany...

With my Canadian Two Dollar Wh0re !!

I went to the doctor the other day and he said I was a paranoid schizophrenic... Well, he didn't actually say it, but we know what he was thinking

omg, that song by Depeche Mode ''I feel loved'' is so cool! 😄

I'll have to go listen to it 🙂

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Do you know the word ''dodgy''? its such a funny word!!

dodgy=bkk!

OMG!!! SO NOT!!!!

You are like....the deffiition of the opposite of dodgy!! ✅

Stick a firecracker up your ass and light it.

It's fun. I SWEAR.

I'm not sure what dodgy means...but sounded good to me 🙂

I use to drink alot. Now I sip.

Is there something more than I've been handed?

I've been crawling in the dark, looking for the answer.

An army of sheep lead by a lion will defeat an army of lions lead by a sheep!

Don't drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill it.

I like going to a school yard and watching all the little kids run and scream on the school grounds. Of course they don't know that I'm using blanks.

Alright..lets not panic! I'll make money by selling one of my livers...i can get by with one.

lol!

Life is like a can of worms. Once opened, by the time you get it closed again, things are a lot more complicated than they were before.

Life is like a box of chocolates, nice and sweet, but sometimes filled with shit like coconut.

What is a wedding? Well Websters dictionary describes wedding as ''the process of removing weed from one's garden''

Weed...😂

Preston can remove it for you.