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Satan's in a boyband.

Originally posted by LanceWindu
Weed...😂

Preston can remove it for you.

lmfao! 😂

I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker.

Reincarnation: Life sucks, then you die, then life sucks again.

😂

Wanna put my tender heart in a blender and watch it spin around to a beautiful oblivion?

A Beautiful Oblivion meaning....a bloody mess.

Prayer:

Good drink, good meat good God lets eat

If you can't be a good example, be a terrible warning.

I can barely breathe! Stop choking me!

(That's what the chicken squaked at me)

(I was choking the chicken, 😂 )

Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired out of a car window.

* HONK *

On GTA at least.

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity: Come walk it with us.

I climbed up the door
I opened the stairs
I said my pajamas
I put on my prayers
I switched off the bed
I climed into light
All because he kissed me goodnight! 😍

wow I understood that lol!

That's how I feel when Chanel says she loves me.

Do you ever sleep with your clothes on?

I mean the clothes from the previous day.

KMC IS A BORE NOW!

I have my first exam in about an hour and I' m getting more nervous every minute 🙁

0o0o...you'll pass.

Whenever a plane crashes, they ALWAYS find the damn black box. Can't they make planes out of the same material as the black box?