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hey what's wrong with me sneaking into your room at night? i thought you would like it. 😊

hey guys the party last night was awesome as and the hot as guy hu was throwing it asked me out!!! I dont know him that wel so i dont no wot 2 say!!! wot shod i do?? i just got bak from my m8s bday party.

I guess go out with him, but be careful! Bring a stun gun with you!!! Just incase!!!

hehe but i dont no if he likes me for me or me for my looks

i know these friend who knows a friends, who knows this guy, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a friend, who has a cousin, who has a friend, who has a friend, who knows this guy that was once attacked by a sea bear!

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house fly 😄

donkey fly

to stop the sound of a dripping tap stick your fingers in your ears ✅

no shit sherlock

if your eyes hurt after you drink coffee, remove the spoon form the cup

when jogging at night, be safe: shine a torch into the eyes of passing motorists to ensure you can be seen

increase your life expectancy by living longer

don't drink and drive, do all the drinking before you get in the car

live dangerousl. skate on the underside of the ice

always wait at least an hour after eating before you stick your tongue in an electical socket

he who vistits the men's room with no shoes returns with wet feet

remember it takes a big man to cry, but it takes an even bigger man to laugh at that man

remember no matter where you go, there you are

don't let people drive you crazy when you know it's within walking distance