Random Comments

laugh at your proplems, imagine them happening to someone else

boycott shampoo! demand the REAL poo!

live every day as if it was your last, eventually you'll be right

a fool and his money are soon partying

those who live in glasse houses should change in the basment

keep flies out of your lounge. leave a bucket of horse manure in your kitchen

pour 25 kgs of salt into your pond to prevent your prized collection of freshwater carp from freezing to death

stop car locks from freezing by filling them with superglue

cut a big hole in the top of your umbrella to stop it blowing away in the wind.

to stop ashtrays smelling, encourage guests to flick ash on your carpet

remove the top five rungs from your ladder to make it safer

let people know where you stand- wear the same socks for a month

always keep a full petrol can in your garage in case you run out on a long journey

don't count your chickens until they crossed the road

save the whales, collect the whole set

it's bad luck to walk under a bladder

love yah bum

la la la la la la la la la la ala ala

never underesitmate the power of stupid poeple in large groups

i stand there and smile as i have no idea what is going on...........