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i hate how when you wait for something it just seems to take forever to happen...
but when your not waiting everything seems to past by in an instant...

Originally posted by BakaXero
i hate how when you wait for something it just seems to take forever to happen...
but when your not waiting everything seems to past by in an instant...

*sigh*

Originally posted by Itzak
So like this one time I went to the circus, and they were having this freak show of this guy without a dick... and... lol! they... rofl! They called him... lmao they called him... lol They called him Sarah. 😐

laughcry laughcry laughcry

hysterical

*pants, grasps ribs, wheezes*

Damn. I laughed too hard. Now I'm dizzy and my head hurts. cry

I wonder if anyone else is seeing bright spots floating around their heads.............................................................?

*wanders off dizzily* 🤪

I think I was in love once.

She was brazillian or chinese or something wierd. I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see eachother again.

Originally posted by Secretus
I think I was in love once.

She was brazillian or chinese or something wierd. I met her in the bathroom of a K-mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see eachother again.

I love that movie.

I'm pretty sure that isn't love.

Damnit!

I love... carpet. I love... desk.

Brick, are you just looking at things and saying you love them?

Do you really love the lamp?

Guess what, I do. I know that one day Veronica and I are going to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited.

I know what you're asking yourself. And the answer is yes. I have a nickname for my penis. It's called the octagon. But I also nicknamed my testis. My left one is James Westfall and my right one is Dr. Kenneth Noiswater. You ladies play your cards right, you just might get to meet the whole gang.

There were horses and a man on fire and i stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

Originally posted by mitchum
There were horses and a man on fire and i stabbed a man in the heart with a trident.

Originally posted by Secretus

I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

I'm all about having fun. You know, get a couple of cocktails in me, start a fire in someone's kitchen, maybe go to Sea World, take my pants off.

that its friday is getting to me.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
that its friday is getting to me.

How come Punky?

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
that its friday is getting to me.