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Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.

Take me to pleasure town.

Originally posted by Secretus
Oh, I'm storming your castle on my steed, milady.

Take me to pleasure town.

Damn, that was some funny shit. haermm

We need you. Hell, I need you. I'm a mess without ya. I miss you so damn much. I miss being with you. I miss being near you! I miss your laugh! I miss-- I miss your scent. I miss your musk. When this all gets sorted out, I think you and me should get an apartment together.

Take it easy, Champ. Why don't you stop talking for a while.

😆

Please take me by the hand
It's so cold out tonight
I'll put blankets on the bed
I won't turn out the light

Just don't forget to
Think about me
And I won't forget you
"I'll write you once a week", she said

Why does it feel the same
To fall in love or break it off
And if young love is just a game
Then I must have missed the kick off

Don't depend on me
To ever follow through on
Anything, but
I'd go through Hell for you and

I haven't been this scared in a long time
And I'm so unprepared, so here's your valentine
Bouquet of clumsy words, a simple melody
This world's an ugly place, but you're so beautiful to me

Originally posted by Röland
I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker.

Ah, jazz flute is for little fairy boys.

You really wanna know what love is?

More than anything in tho world, Ron.

Gonna find my baby, gonna hold her tight
Gonna grab some afternoon delight.
My motto's always been; when it's right, it's right.
Why wait until the middle of a cold dark night.
When everything's a little clearer in the light of day.
And you know the night is always gonna be there any way.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Thinkin' of you's workin' up my appetite
Looking forward to a little afternoon delight.
Rubbin' sticks and stones together makes the sparks ingite
And the thought of rubbin' you is getting so exciting.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always though a fish could not be caught who wouldn't bite
But you've got some bait a waitin' and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

Please be waiting for me baby when I come around.
We could make a lot of lovin' 'for the sun goes down.

Sky rockets in flight. Afternoon delight. Afternoon delight.

If you like yourself better drunk, so you drink all the time to be a better person. Is that a bad thing?

Only if you sober up ...

That doesn't make any sense.

jockey

I know, I'm probably drunker than you.

Msto prblyoba

vin

kid

l0lz

*passed out*

i want to stab the person that made up the saying "patience is a virtual"

Originally posted by BakaXero
i want to stab the person that made up the saying "patience is a virtual"

Why not take your rage out on a random person instead?

Originally posted by BakaXero
i want to stab the person that made up the saying "patience is a virtual"
*virtue

Originally posted by mitchum
l0lz

*passed out*

*Calls Tsure's brother*

Sorry, your seatbelt seems to be broken. What do you recommend I do?
Cab Driver: I recommend you stop being such a ******. You're in the backseat.

Max, can you earmuff for me? We are going to get so much ass here, it's going to be sick. I'm talking like crazy boy band ass.