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Okay, why did you stop at a red light and let me hit you doing 80?!

under name you drew a picture of a monkey ****ing a coconut,is your name monkey ****in a coconut? MFC is that you? looks like a melon, could be a coconut.

But then you get their information, and it looks like they had a f*cking seizure while they were writing it.

Bacon, I think you follow me until I post a Dane quote. haermm

Tell him what you told me! Tell him what you told me! That's not what he told me! He's lying!

Originally posted by Röland
But then you get their information, and it looks like they had a f*cking seizure while they were writing it.

Bacon, I think you follow me until I post a Dane quote. haermm

I think the funniest one was the one about a boner and a cashew he had.

Originally posted by Vathu
I think the funniest one was the one about a boner and a cashew he had.

Kool Aid segment is the best.

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nah you just post Dane quotes so often 😛

That's because Dane is funny. 131

Dane cook is a silly *****

He would put me on drive through every single night. Why to this day, do people insist on yelling at the drive through? It's modern technology, I'd have my little head set- "Hi, welcome to Burger King, may I take your order?" "WHOPPER!" "Sir-" "WHOPPER NO ONION!" "Excuse me, I'm f*cking bleeding from the ears here okay? Let's turn the main down a tad, okay Skid-Ro?" "LARGE FRIES- MUTHAF*CKA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU BURGER KING! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK BK BROILER?!"

go out of here take a left, drive five miles youll see a guy named hank in a poncho, he'll take you to the whopper lair

double whopper with cheese?

shakes and the pickles....and hot sauce...all over my body...

mr. bacon is quite an ass.

i have now laughed and cried in front of a screen.😐

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
double whopper with cheese?

Triple.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
mr. bacon is quite an ass.

i have now laughed and cried in front of a screen.😐

tighthug

i can be senseless too.😬

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
tighthug

i can be senseless too.😬

hug

Originally posted by Mr. Bacon
it only human 😬

hug

it is indeed. such is life.😛

😊

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
it is indeed. such is life.😛

😊