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Started by Selina*Starfire9,042 pages

"Well you can hide a lot about yourself
But honey, what are you gonna do?
And you can sleep in a coffin
But the past ain't through with you.

'Cause we are all a bunch of liars
Tell me baby, who do you wanna be?
'Cause we are all about to sell it
'Cause it's tragic with a capital "T"
Let it be, let it be, let it be!

'Cause we all wanna party when the funeral ends
(Ba ba ba, ba ba ba)
And we all get together when we bury our friends
(Ba ba ba, ba ba ba)
It's been eight bitter years since I've been seeing your face
(Ba ba ba, ba ba ba)
Now you're walking away and I will die in this place

Sometimes you scrape and sink so low
I'm shocked at what you're capable of
And if this is a coronation
Then I ain't feeling the love

'Cause we are all a bunch of animals
That never paid attention in school
So tell me all about your problems
I was killing before killing was cool
You're so cool, you're so cool, so cool!"

I'm tired of large boxes in my room.

Danger!

Meet My Moose Mortimer. 😐

Talking to Timmy takes time.

shock

Eating shit will give you cancer because every phucking thing gives you cancer damnit!!! DAMNIT TO HELL!!!

I'm going to the fridge now to get another beer. BRB.

Originally posted by Impediment
I'm going to the fridge now to get another beer. BRB.

shucks...you damned border lined alchoholic you.. 😄

Actually, I'm not an alcoholic. I don't go to the meetings.

I am a drunk. ✅

I came here to have a shit
But only farted which got lit
A big explosion went off
Now my arse has smokers cough

blowup

WHERE ARE ALL THE PEOPLE?!! shout

RANDOM: laserquest!

Thinking too much about someone can cause heavy side effects...
Yet nothing is good enough from distracting me from thinking about them.

kerplunk went my slamdunk

pirate

Originally posted by Storm
The alien invasion is still a few months away.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

they said that a few months ago, im still waiting to have my mind turned to goop and then have it sucked out of my head so that i can be a mindless drone under the control of the Alien Empire.

I love these new 2 in 1 Doritos. I got Zesty Taco and Chipotle Ranch. jlaugh

I am a freelance photographer and I would love to have you as a model.

The least I am is naive.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

Some call me knowledgeable in a lot of things, I say my knowledge is like comparing the sand on my shoe to the sand on the beach - I know fukcall! 😖mart: