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STD's are bad. ❌

I still hate my effin' microphone....... ❌

i'm a microfiend fiend.

Hangover:The wrath of grapes.

I'm not hungover, I'm still drunk!

i have skid marks on my undies.

That's weird

Jesus saves sinners and redeems them for cash and valuable prizes.

i am wearing a watch

I am wearing my skin and my clothes.

If ever i lose the use of my penis for sexual porpouses, be sure to shoot me.

hang on, is that a horse? whats it doing up a tree? random!
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one banana, two banana, three banana, four lalala lalalala lalala lalalala

One tequilea, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

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Ignore that stain and join me in group sex.

Stupid Corrupt Police dept.!!! LEAVE MICHAEL ALONE!!!!!! 😠

Jammin' juzzy wazzy Jammin' aha!

i ate a baby

I want cheese pie drool

Green radioactive monkey poop 🙂

😱 your sig is burning