Random Comments

You ppl ain't happy here

happiness comes in small doses. no one is happy all the time.

Geologists do not dress for success, unless they are trying to convince others that they are going on interviews.

indiana jones is named after a state.

I'm bored. 😐

hammer

hot sauce gives me diarheaa (did i spell that right?)

I don't know,never had to spell it.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone.

i like strippers.

For those who drink:

Grapes will have their revenge 👿

It's called a hangover 😐

i like mr. pibb

Sometimes you're the bug, and sometimes you're the windshield..

Sooo much garbage and no where to put it....
Where does garbage really go??? 🤨

to the dump

Oh salami! I cant remember where I put my pet gerbal.

tupac and elvis are both dead.

i have toes !!

You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.

BOO YAA!!!

'DUMB-DO-THE-DUMB, WHILE-YOUNG-BUMS-DRUM-SOME-SONG."
T.WOODS

"THE CLOCK TICKS SECONDS, YOU'RE TALK SPECK MINUTES."
T.WOODS

9 months have passed and still haven't cut my hair!