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Originally posted by silver_tears
Proceed. mmm

Christmas present? blush2

no christmas shopping for me.

Haaaayde hooo!

Alien life-forms would never visit us.

"You know how to whistle, don't you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow."

Define normal.

i hate wearing boxers

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Define normal.

I've read that book before. mmm

i took them off

Originally posted by Reverend Axel

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boobiez!

Originally posted by Röland
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Stay calm, okay? Let's not lose our heads. It's... it's a fine ID; it'll... it's gonna work. It's passable, okay? This isn't terrible. I mean, it's up to you, Fogell. This guy is either gonna think 'Here's another kid with a fake ID' or 'Here's McLovin, a 25 year-old Hawaiian organ donor'. Okay? So what's it gonna be?

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Define normal.

Originally posted by Reverend Axel

I often go to sleep and dream of waking up in a world where everything's covered in semen.

-Officer Michaels

Please don't do this. I saw this on Prime Time Live.

I bought her a Binion's, complimented her on her tote bag and next thing I know, she's putting her mouth on the tip of my penis."

-Officer Slater

Spank bank has been filled.

"I'm not gay; I'm just celibate."