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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"I'm not gay; I'm just celibate."

"thats the first of like 3 talks that leads to you being gay"

Like... there's this and then in a year it's like, "Oh you know, I kinda wanna, ya know, get back out there but I think I like guys" and then there's the big, "Oh I'm I'm a g-gay guy now".

😂

"Jesus, how many times did you guys just do it! [annoying scream]"

ahhh god we never have sex! do we?

no we dont! *snap-point*

"Oh God, I didn't catch anything after liar"

"She sounds like a tea kettle"

"**** you!"

I gotta tell you something. I'm really excited about it. Uh, for the first time today, I woke up, I came to the store, and I feel confident to say to you that if you don't take this Michael McDonald DVD that you've been playing for two years straight, off, I'm going to kill everyone in the store, and put a bullet in my brain.

i hit it like 8 months back, never gave back the key, but man you have no idea where this is going man, that ***** is crazy

I would rather listen to Fran Drescher for eight hours than have to listen to Michael McDonald. Nothing against him, but if I hear Yah Mo B There one more time, I'm gonna yah mo burn this place to the ground.

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"Oh God, I didn't catch anything after liar"

"She sounds like a tea kettle"

"**** you!"

That chick is hot.

"Everybody's dick looks bigger on 60'' tv"

OH LAWD IS DAT SUM 40 YERE OLD VERGIN UNRTED ON USA?

Originally posted by Röland
OH LAWD IS DAT SUM 40 YERE OLD VERGIN UNRTED ON USA?

shock

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
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Oh, the words are bleeped out! uhuh

But yeah, Kat Dennings is HOT.

penIs.

Originally posted by Röland
OH LAWD IS DAT SUM 40 YERE OLD VERGIN UNRTED ON USA?

It's not about ****ing and balls and pussy. It's about love. It's about people. It's about connection. It's not about cock and ass and **** and butthole pleasures. It's not about this rusty trombore and the dirty Sanchez. And the Cincinnati bowtie. And the pussy juice cocktail and this-this shit-staind balls.

Good times.

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
penIs.

Originally posted by Röland
Oh, the words are bleeped out! uhuh

But yeah, Kat Dennings is HOT.

Kat Dennings biscuits

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
Kat Dennings biscuits

I know. biscuits

Originally posted by Punkyhermy
penIs.

who are you and what have you done with Ph? 😐