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McLovin, you have to enlighten me.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
No, I understood the whole referencing to masturbation but I don't see the relation of a monkey getting spanked to pleasuring one's self.

You must be white.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
McLovin, you have to enlighten me.

I aims to please.

Originally posted by McLovin
I aims to please.

First of all, that's what she said. Second of all, I'm off to bed.

Take it easy.

Originally posted by Neo_Version 7
First of all, that's what she said. Second of all, I'm off to bed.

Take it easy.

Take care.

Slap the white monkey for me, "homey".

And who is the "she" you keep posting about?

Is it that girl thats giving you no ass?

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I thought I was in the random comments thread.

tell me baby, what's your story

Time to shave

why did kmc cross the road

im counting sheep but running out

Originally posted by silver_tears
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My favorite RHCP vid

awesome

"She's next door petting Ted"

"Is your head wet? Nevermind then."

Uncle Tyrone is a cynical elderly Simpson relative who lives in Dayton, Ohio. Judging from his age and appearance, he is most likely Abe's brother. The family intends to visit him during his birthday in the episode "Catch 'em If You Can", but he hasn't been seen since. When the Simpsons were singing "Happy Birthday" to him, he said "Why won't I die?"

^ i remember that 🙂

Nod has been banned! omg_smilie

"Does this suit make me look fat?"

"No, your face does."

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"Does this suit make me look fat?"

"No, your face does."

"I didn't rob any bank"

"Oh yeah, like it was some other really fat guy with a tiny head."

"I've got a tiny head?"

"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas. "

"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times."