Originally posted by silver_tearsMy favorite RHCP vid
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Uncle Tyrone is a cynical elderly Simpson relative who lives in Dayton, Ohio. Judging from his age and appearance, he is most likely Abe's brother. The family intends to visit him during his birthday in the episode "Catch 'em If You Can", but he hasn't been seen since. When the Simpsons were singing "Happy Birthday" to him, he said "Why won't I die?"
"The point is, how do you know the fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy; well, we're not buying it. He sneaks into your house once, that's all it takes. The next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser, and your daughter's knocked up. I seen it a hundred times."