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Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"We're family, we're gonna be doing lots of dumb stuff together. Wait 'til Christmas. "

"A message? What number did you call?"

"Two, four, niner, five, six, seven..."

"I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie?"

"No, it was cordless"

"Oh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value."

"I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that."

"I think your brain has a thick candy shell."

"Your... Your brain has the shell on it."

"Where are we gonna take the deer?"

"I dunno, the vet?

"You take dead animals to the vet?"

"Why not? I'd take you to the vet."

"Yeah I'll take you to the... Um..."

"Got that?"

"DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY!"

"YOU SAID YOU'D BE COMING BACK THIS WAY AGAIN BABY!"

"BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY, OH, BABY!"

Originally posted by Röland
"DON'T YOU REMEMBER YOU TOLD ME YOU LOVED ME BABY!"

"YOU SAID YOU'D BE COMING BACK THIS WAY AGAIN BABY!"

"BABY, BABY, BABY, BABY, OH, BABY!"

biscuits

this thread was started on my 12th birthday!

"Did you hear I finally graduated?"

"Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right."

"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years."

"I know, they're called doctors."

"Housekeeping, you want me jerk you off?"

"What kind of hotel is this"

Originally posted by AbnormalButSane
"Did you hear I finally graduated?"

"Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right."

"You know a lot of people go to college for seven years."

"I know, they're called doctors."

I think that's one of the top lines from the movie. mmm

"I don't know where I'm going. My dad just died, we just killed Bambi, I'm out here getting my ass kicked and every time I drive down the road I wanna jerk the wheel into a Goddamn bridge abutment! "

"Can't believe he called me a psycho."

"Hey, were you in there just now? You are a psycho... Good God. And comb your hair."

"Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. BLAAHHH BLAAHHH. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies."

Originally posted by Reverend Axel
"Uh, what my associate is trying say is... Our new brake pads are really cool. You're not even gonna believe it. Like, let's say you're driving along the road with your family. You're drivin' along, la-de-da, woo. All of a sudden there's a truck tire in the middle of the road. And you hit the brakes. EEEEEEEEE! Whoa, that was close. Ha-ha. Now let's see what happens when you're driving with the "other guy's" brake pads. You're drivin' along, you're drivin' along, the kids start shouting from the back seat, "I gotta go to the bathroom, Daddy!" "Not now, damn it!" Truck tire. EEEEEEEE! I CAN'T STOP! There's a cliff! AAAAAHH! And your family's screaming, "Oh my God, we're burning alive!" "No! I can't feel my legs!" Here comes the meat wagon. And the medic gets out and says, "Oh my God". New guy's around the corner puking his guts out. BLAAHHH BLAAHHH. All because you want to save a couple extra pennies."

mmm

Pats are God. 313

Merry Christmas all

Originally posted by silver_tears
Pats are God. 313

Tom Brady is still a butt chin. uhuh

Is there a chance, a fragment of light,
At the end of the tunnel, a reason to fight?
Is there a chance you may change your mind,
Or are we ashes and wine?
singing

Originally posted by Röland
Tom Brady is still a butt chin. uhuh

Who gets more kitty than that crazy bag lady on your street. 313

Broken album's disappoint.

"Love Song" by Sara Bareilles is kick ass.