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I knew it!

what you knew was a mistery to all of us

This best describes me...

There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

😂 💃 👽 👽 👽

im hungry pizza

You always have room for more smores.

belly need foooood!!!!!!!!!!!!

tup tup go fill it then

i'm filling mine now. Hmmm nice spag bog. Tastes nice you know. Although i shouldn't eat and do this at the same time

I R 1337 h4x0r

help they made me a mime

This old dude offered me candy, so i took it.

e=mc2

Raoul Duke: Holy Jesus. What are these goddamn animals?

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.

Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. Poor bastard will see them soon enough.

i need some tp for my bunghole.

There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

this is true.

best thing ever....

How long could we maintain? I wondered. How long until one of us starts raving and jabbering at this boy? What will he think then? This same lonely desert was the last known home of the Manson family; will he make that grim connection when my attorney starts screaming about bats and huge manta rays coming down on the car? If so, well, we'll just have to cut his head off and bury him somewhere, 'cause it goes without saying that we can't turn him loose. He'd report us at once to some kind of outback Nazi law enforcement agency and they'll run us down like dogs. Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?

nazis are sissies.

One time I ate scotch tape.