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Ahhh... My grandma's got a knife and she is looking at me funny

Saddle up Partners!!!! Is time for the good Ol' West Show!!!!

Why do cops say bend over?

Alex Corvis (The Crow): [holds up the knife that was used to kill Lauren] I heard you were looking for this.

Vincent Erlich: You're the guy who killed Dutton!

Alex Corvis (The Crow): Oh Vincent, I'd rather you thought of me as the guy who killed you.

Where the f--k did you come from?

Big Bang? Primordial ooze? Divine hands of a benevolent creator? All possibilities, but recent events have given me doubts about the benevolent creator.

shake it like a polaroid picture *shakes boooootay*

i need some more VODKA. I've ran out 🙁🙁🙁

The jolt - eight amps at two to three-thousand volts. It lasts a few seconds. The current surges and is turned off. And they check to see if the heart is still beating. If it is... Ba-Boom! Another jolt is applied. Experts say unconsciousness occurs before pain has time to register. They agree that electrocution does not hurt. But it does. Unimaginably... Believe me... I... don't expect a call from the governor. Any last words... Captain?

take me down to paradise city, where the grass is green n girls are pretty

Ashe Corven: Don't the corpse have a familiar face?

Spider Monkey: We killed you man, you're dead!

Ashe Corven: Sorry to disappoint you.

cant touch this nahnahnahnah break it down..STOP HAMMER TIME!!

They grass is grey and the sky is green

Dr. Gonzo: Did you say something?

Raoul Duke: Hm? Never mind. It's your turn to drive.

Narrator: No point in mentioning these bats, I thought. he will see them soon enough.

boop

what is wrong with me?....

We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls. Not that we needed all that for the trip, but once you get into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can. The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

^ ^^^^^^^^^^^^....Do I have a problem

fin 😐

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