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If anything can **** up, it most surely will. mmm

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Parlez à celui qui vous écoute, pas à ceux qui vous entendent.

Ceterum censeo OTF esse delendam.

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DOOKUU!

A wet burrito is just a burrito with enchilada sauce on top.

vroom

Working toward nothing.

How come everything I own is dull as ****?

I need some sharp stuff mmm

"Then the clouds opened up and God said, "I hate you, Alfalfa!"

little rascals rules!

**** it, I lied, it's Drum N bass, whatcha gonna do?

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The Strokes! w00t

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"On our wedding night, we had, uh, group sex. I wasn't involved in it. But, uh, I could hear it..."