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She was amazing. And then it was exactly 23 months later that I found out she was an actual whore."

Officer Michaels: "We owe you, Mc-- Wait, what's your real name again?"

Fogell: "Fogell."

Officer Slater: "Ah, **** that. We're calling you McLovin."

Officer Michaels: "McLovin."

Jeff: "Grace, I have a confession to make. Uh, you... were my first."

Grace: "Really? Oh, that's sweet. Let's see. You were my uh... I don't know, 3,000 something."

Kane: "Do you think that she invented the hand job?"

Jeff: "Ooh. No, I don't. But she did say she started the finger in the ass during a blow job. Yeah. She was a pioneer."

*sigh

chicka chicka

10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1

Roger Bart

Roger Dodger?

he is an actor

Chimp

Chump

Chuck

Wood

Word.

i want this done yesterday

im sick

The Add above is telling me to calculate who my next boyfriend is

The internet thinks im gay mmm

It even asks me sometimes

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