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If I come out alive, this guy, Lefty, ends up dead. That's the same thing as me putting the bullet in his head myself.

How much money did you give that guy? A wiseguy never pays for his drinks.

i get free drinks.

nice...

A wise guy's always right even when he's wrong, he's right.

i am always right.

heres a long quote from BLOW

Hello Dad. You know I remember a lifetime ago, when I was about 3 1/2 feet tall, weighing all of 60 pounds, but every inch your son. I remember those Saturday mornings going to work with my dad, we'd climb into that big green truck. I thought that truck... was the biggest truck in the universe pop. I remember how important the job we did was, how if it wasn't for us, people would freeze to death. I thought you were the strongest man in the world. And remember those home videos when mom would dress up like Loretta Young, barbeques and football games, ice cream, playing with the Tuna. And when I left for California only to come home with the FBI chasing me, and that FBI agent Trout had to kneel down to put my boots on and you said, "That's where you belong you son of a *****, puttin on Georgie's boots." That was a good one pop, you remember that. And remember that time when you told me that money wasn't real. Well old man, I'm 42 years old, and I finally realize what you were trying to tell me, so many years ago. I finally understand. Your the best, pop, just wish I could have done more for you, wish we had more time. Anyway, may the wind always be at your back, and the sun always upon your face, and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars. I love you Dad. Love George.

its very long.

eleveninches

ohh i like the sound of that

😉 i bet you do, you naughty girl 😉

Originally posted by eleveninches
eleveninches

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divided by two, that is. 😆

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
divided by two, that is. 😆


Ask the speepy if you dont believe me..
err,... did I actually say that out loud??

actually, divided by two is still above average.

no eleven souns better

I thought average was meant to be six. 11 devided by 2 is not more than six.
Anyway, I dont see how they came to the conclusion that six is average. How did they find out for sure?? 😂

a man went out armed with a ruler and mesured 😱

the average size of an erect male penis is 5.1 inches.