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Well, in that case, im DEFINATELY above average 😄😄😄

heres a bit of trivia..guess what the smallest and largest erect penis's ever recorded are? this is without any kind of treatment, like pumps.

give up

smallest: 5/8 of an inch
largest: 11 inches

Im the largest !!!

Spoiler:
BTW, there are sites on the net with ones a lot bigger

but those have had treatments, such as supplements and penile pumps or implants.

okay. enough talk about penises.
Lets move on, shall we???

There was a sun once, it lit the whole damn sky and it kept EVERY THING! EVERY THING! alive

Wow. where did it go. I havn't seen anything quite like that before.

I think you're making this up.

penis penis penis!!!!!!!!!!! 😆

you sound as if you are obsessed with that word

If your wondering what i just posted was part of a song 😉

OH YEAH! I need to post a random comment....

ello

I came down to the breakfest table, Felt like i could die. Tried so hard but was not able to look you in the eye. For I am feeling so much shame Yes i have braought disgrace. Can tell I've soiled my good name by the look on your face. Well it seems you caught me spankin' it no use denyin' it I was really crankin' it. Dry your eyes please don't be so sad. If only you could just forgive me and talk to me dad. I did'nt hear you enter, no i did'nt hear the door, with my hand on my member and my pants upon the floor. Now burnt into your brain is an image you dispise. like blood, guts, starving kids, and stevie wonders eyes.

Dry your eyes, don't be sad but i would not use those tissues-they have already been had.

i was almost shot once.

only almost

very close call.

to bad

that i wasnt shot?

I miss my left leg...Wait there it is

It would be a better story if you were shot