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Fly away Pippin! Fly away!

Originally posted by Sexay1
nope. A zebra with sunburn

Or perhaps a penguin falling down the stairs.

You know, it's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section.

It's also dangerous to be in an igloo with it melting and very cold water is splashing you on the back in the Ice Station Cool of the Epcot Center in Disney World...

but I dont want to feed grandma oatmeal while she is in the bathtub.

I never touched a gun in my life. That and that alone forever doomed me to middle management.

I am not the cereal killer, I'm a lactose killer, darn it!

I' m hungry.

me too 😄

i hate research papers 😐

Tree, what's happenin'? (Tree offers Jack marijuana) Oooooh, no thanks. Last time I smoked that stuff they found me on top of the Sears tower trying to build a nest.

Eat the cookie...

I heard about this guy in Cicero, well he stiffed a loanshark, so a couple of these guys got him, cut off his arm, beat him to death with the arm, and shoved it in a food processor and made a dip out of it. Then they served it to his family at his sister's wedding. And the sister loved it so much, she wanted the recipe. It's a crazy world, isn't it?

I'm drowning in a pool of my own blood...

I made you kill your best friend.

I made you kill your wife.

Now I'm gonna kill you.

Dear God,

I am praying to you for the first time in my life.

I figured if Santa won't get me that Doll's House, you might.

Amen.

Originally posted by Mystique Lynx
Scott Summers, sexy man, he is.

Damn straight I am! 😄

I miss Thomas... and I just saw him yesterday! *cries*

is that realy you?

I want Thomas...

Emmie says
"show me potato salad"