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Yes, you certainly should give it a try! 🙂

"Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someone's neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing?"

Did you know that all polar bears are left handed.

Cheerleader tryouts will be held today in the gym. You must be 18 and comfortable with partial nudity.

Their showering facilities have been moved to my innner-office

Would the following students please report to the Principal's office: Jack Mehoff, Mike Hunt, Lou Zer, and Heywood Jablomee.

You forgot Al Coholic and Semore Butts

Agh the potato peoples are regrouping sumon the giant fork and gravy granules!

Attention students, the band fundraiser will be held next Thursday in the auditorium. Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.

Phil McCracken

May I have your attention for the results of yesterday's pregnancy tests. Susan Savinski: negative. Melissa Blake: positive. Jonathan Whiner: negative.

i wann Amanda Hugginkis

Attention students, there will be a fire drill at 3:05 today. Please bring your own matches and lighter fluid.

and candles and hairspray newspaper and hair.. hair is highly flammable 😱

Who can tell me if Frankenstein was circumcised

why would you want to know that ? 😑

You think you are insane?

You don't want to know the things my mind thinks of

NO non nonono im PERFECTLY SANE.. other people think im insane.. how did the get that idea.. yes i will order the 12 bean salad with cheese, no elvis dont be silly they cant see you.

Lets stop the fussin an' a feudin'. We are all insane

What's the big deal? Kids get killed every day. This is high school.