Random Comments

Sometimes you gotta leave your zone of safety. You have to manufacture Inspirado. You gotta get out of the apartment. You've got to run with the wolves. You've got to dive into the ocean and fight with the sharks. Or just treat yourself to a delicious hot fudge sundae. With nuts.

Hot fudge sundae drool

Banana Split drool

Caution: The surgeon general of rock warns that viewing this KMC Member known as Gravity Kills is equal to 29 orgasms...

/\ 😂

Im not feeling anything yet 😬

^was in a band once, a couple of bands. Yup, they seen it all. They drove a car into a hotel room once. Had a three-way with a pair of Siamese twins. and Ate an ENTIRE HORSE.

*twiddles thumb*
whats a Msn active movie window? its n=been on my tool bar since i signed in.. and wont go away

oooooooooo...ahhhhhhhhh...squirt.

There was a warning lable

i need a smoke now

I have that effect on people

Pissing feels good

I know!

especially when you really need it

When I make a mistake, I have eight different people coming by to tell me about it. That's my only real motivation is not to be hassled, that and the fear of losing my job.

Office Space

They have moved my desk 4 times already and I used to be by the window and I can see the squirrels and they were merry. But then they switched from the swingline to the boston staplers, but I kept my swingline becuase it did not bind up as much.

you are both fired.

No! *jumps out window*

watches and laughs!!!