bring back 'Gumble to Gumble' or I am going on a hunger strike. *pauses* Are you going to eat that stapler?
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
the scotch tape is mine.
GK
Gravity KillsPopsicle canibal
Just remember, if you hang in there long enough, good things can happen in this world. I mean, look at me.
THE
TheProgramSmithTheProgramSmith
One time during sex I called my girlfriend Frank.
TV
the VeeVisiting
Poor frank
GK
Gravity KillsPopsicle canibal
Crying is for babies, little girls, and men who just had their ears ripped off.
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
dry sex hurts.
GK
Gravity KillsPopsicle canibal
You'll never get away with this, Black Helmet Man! You are bad! You are bad and we are good! Your badness will be the end of you, and our goodness will be our triumph!
THE
TheProgramSmithTheProgramSmith
Oh, the things that could be said here.
GK
Gravity KillsPopsicle canibal
I am running out of funny things to say
RJ
Rogue JediRestricted
*kills black helmet man*
THE
TheProgramSmithTheProgramSmith
I once farted on the set of the blue lagoon!
GK
Gravity KillsPopsicle canibal
I am a puppet.
THE
TheProgramSmithTheProgramSmith
How many times as this happened to you?
You are riding on the subway, bus, whatever, and somebody comes up to you and gives you one of these?