Random Comments

*needs sleep*

Have you ever been talking to yourself, and someone else enters the room, and you have to make believe you were singing?

Im going to steal a really big street sign.

Solid State Ignition

SETHRA Misdemeanor, here I come!

Float like a butterfly, sting like when I pee.

safety lecture! This is my favorite part of the airplane ride! I listen very carefully to the safety lecture, especially that part where they teach us how to use the seatbelts! Imagine this: here we are, a plane full of grown human beings... many of us partially educated, and they're actually taking time out to describe the intricate workings of a belt buckle!

Have you ever stopped to think..............................................................................................................................and forgot to start again?

float like a moth, sting like an STD.

Even funnier, RJ.

Float like a cannonball...?

float like a fart, sting like soap in your eye.

Float like a New Yorker....which is ironic because most wear cement shoes and sink.

Float like a cucumber, sting like a sponge

float like the titanic, sting like a bullet to the ass.

Float like a...ah **** it...I can't think.

Want to piss off a feminist? Call her cum-catcher, that'll get her attention.

or a sperm burper.

I can PROVE to you that rape is funny! Picture Porky Pig raping Elmer Fudd!

George Carlin

Originally posted by Gravity Kills
Want to piss off a feminist? Call her cum-catcher, that'll get her attention.

Or make the mistake I made of asking 'who lit the fuse on your tampon.'