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Started by TheProgramSmith9,042 pages

Dont worry, dont worry. I am not going to do what you think I am going to do, just, FLIP OUT!

All I want to know is... whos coming with me? Who? Whos coming, whos coming with me?

Are you saying you wouldnt cut off your foot for the flying car? You are that selfish?

I would love to leave this prison, but I cannot.

But you must!

I cannot. They have tied my shoelaces together.

A knot? ....bastards.

I wish I had a hippo

Ha ha ha

See, here's the pulse. And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

Originally posted by TheProgramSmith
I would love to leave this prison, but I cannot.

But you must!

I cannot. They have tied my shoelaces together.

A knot? ....bastards.

Hot Shots Part Deux

That was definitely worse than "Clash of the Titans."

The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to B*tch about movies and share pornography with one another.

gravy

I was on a date with this girl, and things were going great. Then she broke free of the handcuffs.

Plastic fruit might look tempting, but it is not as edible as I thought

but twice the fun !

Burnish-Inishuu
Howlash-Hirashuu
Blarrow-Biaruu

Is the meaning of life to be lazy? If people weren't lazy, maybe we would have found the meaning of life 🐰

im just running in the 90's 😆

Jesus loves you ........................... every one else thinks your an a$$ hole

em, i don't like jebus ❌

"Mama......Just killed a man. Put my gun up to his head pulled my trigger now he's dead" Queen!

There is always one more bug. 😐