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I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage

Please! Make the voices stop!!!

A good way to threaten somebody is to light a stick of dynamite. Then you call the guy and hold the burning fuse up to the phone. "Hear that?" you say. "That's dynamite, baby."

A good way to threaten some one, is with a gun. 😛

I wish outer space guys would conquer the Earth and make people their pets, because I'd like to have one of those little beds with my name on it.

Why not write your nmae on YOUR bed? 😛

Smile, Though your jaw is broken..

Smile, Even though your chokin'...

It takes a big man to cry, but it takes a bigger man to laugh at that man.

You've been fed... Cat, Now make like Madonna, and Gap.

At first I thought, if I were Superman, a perfect secret identity would be "Clark Kent, Dentist," because you could save money on tooth X-rays. But then I thought, if a patient said, "How's my back tooth?" and you just looked at it with your X-ray vision and said, "Oh it's okay," then the patient would probably say, "Aren't you going to take an X-ray, stupid?" and you'd say, "Aw **** you, get outta here," and then he probably wouldn't even pay his bill.

it takes an even bigger man to laugh at himself after crying.

Fear can sometimes be a useful emotion. For instance, let's say you're an astronaught on the moon and you fear that your partner has been turned into Dracula. The next time he goes out for the moon pieces, wham!, you just slam the door behind him and blast off. He might call you on the radio and say he's not Dracula, but you just say, "Think again, bat man."

luckily for me im not an astronaut......lucky for nasa, actually.

Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.

that would be cool.

What you do speaks so loudly i can not hear a damn thing you're drawing !!

I wish I had a Kryptonite cross, because then you could keep both Dracula AND Superman away.

Does it count on X-men and wetas ???

I'm not sure.

Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.

thats what they are now.