Random Comments

😂

If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."

heaven.

Po Kare Kare Ana...
Nga Wai o Rotorua
Whiti Atu Ko e Hine

Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant, and she fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.

if you say so. i dont speak jibberish.

When you die, if you get a choice between going to regular heaven or pie heaven, choose pie heaven. It might be a trick, but if it's not, mmmmmmm, boy.

bluebery pie...aha!!!!!

Pie..... Cake.....

Same difference...

I want some of Niv's pie.

hey deep thoughts I love thoughs

Deep Thought's by Jack Handey, I'm glad someone noticed where I got these from.

I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.

among other things...right?

Like Pie..........

It's all for us !!!!!

Even though I was their captive, the Indians allowed me quite a bit of freedom. I could walk freely, make my own meals, and even hurl large rocks at their heads. It was only later that I discovered that they were not Indians at all but only dirty-clothes hampers.

sneaky bastards.

Originally posted by Rogue Jedi
among other things...right?

Ze Germans are Comin' !!

a plethera of chaos.

If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.