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kidding.

I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts 😄

There they are standing in a row

nuts.........hehehehehehe

i just saw a toothless crack ho. i had to run her off from my job.

why not to give homeless people money

Because I believe you will buy booze with it. I just want to get from the car to my office without being confronted by the decay of western society. Plus I'm cheap.

You forgot to read your fortune cookie. It says, "You're shit out of luck."

i dont give homeless people money. i give them advice.

"Would you like to try our curly fries?"

"Don't try and push your crap off on me! Let me tell you what I want to eat."

"dont spit on the cops burger."

Your mama is so old and fat that before the Lord could say 'Let there be light' he first had to tell her to get her big fat ass out of the way.

This man is guilty! Look at this!

Hair and blood samples, nail clippings, a piece of his shirt, a day planner with the murder schedule. A Haiku entitled 'Time to Kill Dr. Jeffery O'Dwyre:

Dr. O'Dwyre
Time To have you head smashed in
With my new hammer.

that sounds pretty guilty to me, all right.

not guilty

Your honour, my client is obviously innocent. I mean, look at these pictures! Would a guilty man go to the zoo and feed animals like this? So find my client innocent, or he will kill you.

jeffrey dahmer helped his neighbor build a bird house. then he sliced the neighbor up and made mincemeat pie.

I like pie

i like blueberry and cherry pie.

Huckleberry